When you're too hungover or tired to do anything from self inflicted actions. There are three stages to being "On The Swans" Offline: You're bedridden from a severe hangover. Off the grid: Your friends are unsure of your location for multiple hours. Off the charts: You are unseen or heard from for multiple days due to a hangover
I drank way to much last night I'm definitely On The Swans.
Sorry I can't come out tonight I'm still On The Swans
Sorry I can't come out tonight I'm still On The Swans
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by Sylvia20782 December 26, 2007
Get the swanked mug.A tall lanky white guy who loves to eat pussy. Swanson
Pussy is his appetite and that is all he craves and will not stop until he's had enough which is most likely never.
Pussy is his appetite and that is all he craves and will not stop until he's had enough which is most likely never.
by Billl Cosby April 12, 2008
Get the Swanson Appetite mug.A City in South Wales. Was once a Town but within the last 30 years or so has got way above its station and become a small City. Swansea is the worst place in the world, infact so bad is Swansea that Hell would fear being in the place. Car crime capital of Europe at one time its had that title stolen off it by Manchester as the thieves in Swansea are actually to lazy to go out and steal a Vauxhall Belmont, Fiat Croma or Austin Montego.
Two types of people live in Swansea those who are two lazy to move elsewhere or those who are to poor to move. The entire geographical area is full of arrogant pricks, 50 something prostitutes, twats (read Spice boys, Pikeys or Charvers), Arseholes in tatty 318 or A4 cabriolets who drive down to Southend with the roof down but windows up (why?!), Cheap sluts who drink in the local Wetherspoons, drug addicts or those that arnt addicts are drug dealers, Jobless dossers, people whose knuckles drag the ground and village idiots - something Swansea excells at and has several hundred idiots to each of its village's. A posh night out in Swansea usually entails going to the one of the Beefeater restaurant's in the Marina or Mumbles or to one of the skankey holes in Mumbles where they think its posh to bring the starter soup out on a tea-plate. So stupid are the local Council that they have released a television advert of Swansea to show people what its like A) all the places shown do NOT represent Swansea and B) they are showing it in the Swansea area - We already know what's in the city you fucktards.
The most wettest place in the entire UK coupled with the notes above make Swansea the true shithole it is. Dont ever hold a door open for someone in Swansea because the entire 300K of peole who live in the area will walk through the door without saying thank you or even a nod, regardless of if they are out shopping or not. People are that arrogant in Swansea they would walk 15 miles just to go through a door you are holding open for them. A Film called Twin Town was released a decade ago and if you want to know what Swansea is like then watch it without fear of visiting the place and being stabbed.
So to summarise: Swansea, its full of cunts and its a real shitty city.
Two types of people live in Swansea those who are two lazy to move elsewhere or those who are to poor to move. The entire geographical area is full of arrogant pricks, 50 something prostitutes, twats (read Spice boys, Pikeys or Charvers), Arseholes in tatty 318 or A4 cabriolets who drive down to Southend with the roof down but windows up (why?!), Cheap sluts who drink in the local Wetherspoons, drug addicts or those that arnt addicts are drug dealers, Jobless dossers, people whose knuckles drag the ground and village idiots - something Swansea excells at and has several hundred idiots to each of its village's. A posh night out in Swansea usually entails going to the one of the Beefeater restaurant's in the Marina or Mumbles or to one of the skankey holes in Mumbles where they think its posh to bring the starter soup out on a tea-plate. So stupid are the local Council that they have released a television advert of Swansea to show people what its like A) all the places shown do NOT represent Swansea and B) they are showing it in the Swansea area - We already know what's in the city you fucktards.
The most wettest place in the entire UK coupled with the notes above make Swansea the true shithole it is. Dont ever hold a door open for someone in Swansea because the entire 300K of peole who live in the area will walk through the door without saying thank you or even a nod, regardless of if they are out shopping or not. People are that arrogant in Swansea they would walk 15 miles just to go through a door you are holding open for them. A Film called Twin Town was released a decade ago and if you want to know what Swansea is like then watch it without fear of visiting the place and being stabbed.
So to summarise: Swansea, its full of cunts and its a real shitty city.
Hopefully you never experience Swansea, but if you ever visit the place then never leave your car or get off the train or bus. Best thing is to go straight past the place onto Llanelli.
Rob: "You coming out for a drink tonight?"
Dan: "Cant mate, goto go down to Swansea!"
Rob: "Poor Bastard!"
Rob: "You coming out for a drink tonight?"
Dan: "Cant mate, goto go down to Swansea!"
Rob: "Poor Bastard!"
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Get the Swansea mug.Dylan Thomas once called Swansea, his home town, "The Graveyard of Ambition". This is probably the most appropriate definition as the only other well known person from Swansea is Catherine Zeta Jones, who most people do not even realize is Welsh.
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