superman

When you fuckin' have a hard on after you wake up in the morning because you gotta pee and the only way you can relieve yourself without pissing all over the bathroom is to put both hands on the wall in front of you and then lift your right or left leg so that you penis can point straight down into the toilet bowl...and release

I accidentaly knocked your toothbrush over with my leg when I superman-ed this morning.

by jondres October 24, 2004

superman dick

A dick so majestic and perfect that it's actually terrify to view in its full glory. It is likely lethal due to superhuman strength. Also, quite flexible and easy to tuck into tight briefs for days on end.

"Did you hear? Angie and Todd finally got together last night. She said he has a legit superman dick."

by OliverOpal February 10, 2015

Superman

When a man ejaculates over the sholder blades of his sexual partner, then quickly places the linen sheet over the sholder blades on his cum, goal is that the linen sheet sticks on the sholders. Now when the sexual partner gets up, he/she has a superman cape. JUST AMAZING AND MAGICAL :)

Omg, Daniel supermaned Caroline last night. She still has her cape on. :)

by PandaPanda1982 June 26, 2018

riding superman

When someone rides in a car in the trunk (because there aren't enough seats, they're sneaking into a drive-in, getting kidnapped, etc.). I'm not sure where this comes from -- a friend of mine said it once and then 2 years later I asked him about it and he insisted that he'd never heard of it before (LIAR!). If anyone knows its origin please post it.

I can only fit six in my car -- looks like someone's gonna be riding superman.

by ridingsuperman December 9, 2008

superman

(Smoking habbit) The act of taking a bit drag out of a joint ,holding the smoke in your lungs and passing it on only to release the smoke out when the joint comes back to you. (Everyone has to do it, gets harder as the group grows.)

*There are also "easier" challanges which are similar:

-WondeWoman : taking two drags and then pass.

-Robin: (the gay option) taking three drags and then pass.

-Yo guys, I've only got one joint so lets make it a Superman

by mculich August 9, 2012

Superman Fuck

Superman Fuck is a term used by someone who did not make their girlfriend, random slut from the bar, etc. have an orgasm. It means that you just fucked them so hard, and so fast that the females body just doesn't register it yet. It may take hours, days or weeks for it happen. (Normally the next time the female gives HERSELF the orgasm)

Example 1

Tom: That girl at the bar last night totally laughed at me and walked away after intercourse. I tried explaining to her it was just a Superman Fuck, and she'll feel it soon.

Joe:You're pathetic Tom.

Example 2

(Harry walks in on his girlfriend giving her an orgasm)
Harry: Ha! I told you that superman-fuck would kick in Ashley!

Ashley: I'm doing this myself, dumbass.

by MiniMoFockinP June 10, 2009

supermarket spastic

An able bodied driver that is in such a hurry he parks in disabled bays at the supermarket

Jerry was in a hurry to buy his beers so he pulled into the disabled space as a supermarket spastic for the night!

by Brian Butterly August 2, 2006