speaking of red ants

A conversational segway; A way of changing the subject to something completely unrelated, while conceding that you know you are doing so.

That movie was so awesome!

Oh definitely. So, speaking of red ants, can you teach me how to do the electric slide?

by 8six75309 August 29, 2010

sperming

When you rub your dick skin against something. It feels fucking awesome.

I was sperming last night and it felt amazing.

by sperminggal December 15, 2017

Heidi Sperling

A gril with a very annoying dog

That dog is such a "Heidi Sperling"

by Bcoggins December 20, 2008

Speaking of Airplanes

If someone says something rude or strange in a conversation creating a long awkward pause say speaking of airplanes and continue with a new subject to distract from that morons opinion. It should be said with emphasis on the beginning of the word

Man 1:The reason for our government's lack of control is because of George Bush's lack of knowledge.

Man 2:Well I think President Bush is an outstanding man and has done great things for the country.

**Pause***

Man 1: Speaking of airplanes the season finale of Lost totally answered a lot of my questions... but it did bring up more.

by Hannah Banana9321 June 17, 2007

Sporking

Spooning with a raging boner.

I didn't realize that Russel and I were sporking until I felt a little something from behind.

by jayquanderulo June 7, 2015

sporking

Much like spooning your partner in bed-but with two fingers in the crapper

Does your girlfriend like spooning? No she likes sporking

by toadvine August 25, 2013

Speaking cursive

Speaking so abstractly it sounds like gibberish, usually performed when intoxicated.

Jason: givmehanodadrink
James: What did he say?
John: I think he was speaking cursive.

by Beastpastor64 February 29, 2020