Sumner High School

The shittiest school in Washington state. It is filled with sluts, jerks, niggz, ugly, beautiful, crackers, goth, emo, scene, posers, sk8ers, and best of all ASIANS!! This school is the largest place for Goths, Emos, Scene kids to be. The teachers are assholes and the Assistant Princables smoke crack. Only a few people are cool. No one is the most popular at this school.

"I go to Sumner High School!" - Jane
"Are you an asian?" - Mark
"No." - Jane
"Then you aren't cool." - Mark

"Konnichiwa." - Kyla.
"Konnichiwa!" - Erick.

"Oh asians, let's be friends with them so everyone will like us!" - New kid.
"Okay!" - Other new kid.

by JennyJealousyy March 13, 2009

Simone

A woman who is crazy Af! She will ruin your life, like she ruins hers. She a narcissist and makes up lies she will believe. She’s ghetto and cheap, any man who has interests in her; she will open her legs freely. Likes to fight and start conflict and would rather be high or drunk than be sober to a family dinner.

“Bro, my girlfriend cheated on me to score some drugs.”

“Sounds like Simone to me.”

by Fullthrottle81 July 14, 2020

Simone

A mentally unstable girl who escaped from a psychotic ward. Who is very ignorant and dumb, and loves being a baddy baddy! But also goes through extreme phases, and loves to write about them in her very embarrassing diary! And is secretly a psychotic paranoid car teletubby. She is a very interesting and odd person. Who has very amazing friends to help support her struggles. She also is obsessed with wolves and cars and video games. She is an athlete who loves to run. (Weird right?)

"Omg, what the heck your being a Simone!"

by Rainbowwolfy June 19, 2017

Samone

Another word for someone

Don't let Samone be a priority when to them you are just an option.

by Samone December 3, 2003

Simone

A new breed of dog.

Short and fat with a stumpy tail. Obese.

Has a mustache like a shnauzer.

Bred from a Simaku and a Nortese.

Male version is called Simon.

Simone the bitch and Simon the dog had puppies.

Darn, that bitch Simone is sleeping with all the dogs in the park.

by Sheoooooowwww February 5, 2010

Simone

A total bitch. She'll steal your boyfriend, your best friend, and will make you feel like garbage. She was super popular in highschool and middleschool, and she'll never let you forget it.

Guy: "Damn, she's such a Simone."

by Professor Kiwi September 4, 2016

Simone Simons

Dutch Mezzo-soprano singer who is the lead vocalist of symphonic metal band Epica. She gained a recent explosion in popularity due to the blogger known as Element continuously posting videos of himself fapping to her music videos. This was particularly odd to many members of the internet community due to Simons' reputation of being extremely unattractive. It has also been rumoured that she may in fact have a penis, but these allegations have not been confirmed.

Guy 1: What was Joe doing last night?

Guy 2: Not sure, probably fapping to Simone Simons again.

by Omni64 February 22, 2010