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stuffed shirt

A pompous windbag, who may well look as if he strains to do up his shirt in the mornings.
A habitual bore or fuddy duddy.
You are reckoned a success,
And the public praise you win;
There's your picture in the Press,
Pouchy eyes and triple chin.
Wealth,--of it you fairly stink;
Health,--what does your Doctor think?

- From 'To A Stuffed Shirt' by Robert Service.
by Patchwork Sniper February 27, 2004
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over stuffed hamburger

When A girls pussy lips are really big, brown and meaty. The meatflaps hang extra low and some times drip sauce and the whole thing stinks like Mcdonalds.
She lifted up her skirt and I stared in terror at her over stuffed hamburger.
She straddled Tylers face and feed him a over stuffed hamburger.
by Jimboozie October 14, 2003
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Stuffed Burrito

The stuffed burrito is a sexual act that expands on the already well-known hot-carl. There are four steps involved in this particular act.
First, the man creating the stuffed burrito defecates in his partner's mouth. The feces is considered "the beans" of the burrito.
Generally, the receiver will vomit a little bit, creating a mixture similar to pico de gallo or other salsas.
Third, the performer rotates his anus away from his partner's mouth and sticks his penis into the poop.
Upon climaxing, he shoots his semen into the crap-filled orifice, supplying the burrito's sour cream.
You don't have to love Mexican food in order to enjoy a stuffed burrito.
by Cheesus Rice July 16, 2008
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stuffed shirt

A well turned out gentleman with the brains of a rocking-horse.
Although Hayden gave the impression of being a sophisticated man about town, he was in fact a complete stuffed shirt.
by Lee Farmie October 15, 2004
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Double-Stuffed Twinkie

A twinkie filled with semen. Is best made by climaxing into a turkey baster, then injecting the seminal fluid through the bottom of the twinkie, thus preserving the twinkie's original appearance.
Jay: Don't eat that!
Jon: Why?
Jay: It's a Double-Stuffed Twinkie, I made it for Matt.
Jon: Sweet, that kid's a douchebag.
by The Hell Town J-Train November 25, 2010
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double-stuffed pinata

A double-stuffed pinata is a sex position in which a receptive partner is in a sex swing between two active partners, suspended above the ground, being penetrated by the two active partners at the same time. Hence, "double-stuffed pinata."
She's worn out. Last night she did the double-stuffed pinata for an hour!
by sexswingemporium September 16, 2012
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Bra Stuffer

A girl who stuffs her bra with tissues faker then her. She does this to get guys she will never have.
Guy 1- Woah look at Beccas boobs
Guy 2- NO! They're fake. She's a bra stuffer.
Guy 3- ACHHOOOOOO!!!
Guy 2- (reaches in Becca's shirt and get tissue) here you go!!
Guy 1-Way to get me hard for nothing Becca!
Guy 3- Thanks but no thanks ,becca's black nipple touched this so no way. I'd rather lick the snot out of a dinosaurs butthole then use that tissue.
Guy 2- True dat brah. Lets go to pantry and get some condoms so we can fuck girl's with huge titties.
Guy 1- YAAAAY!
Becca- I'm gonna go sit in my bed and cry.
by Rafat October 12, 2011
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