Smush of Students

A group of students attemping to organise themselves or an event, usually getting side tracked and distracked rather than getting on with it (often with innuendo or just weird conversations).

A smush of students were trying to sort out a birthday party, but kept on just telling dick jokes instead.

by FaceSmush January 28, 2015

Troy Student

A person that is depressed on a daily basis and exists in another existence, not knowing the horrors of your mom.

You look like a troy student.

by Pelithi W.C December 16, 2022

Kearsley Student

A bunch of dumb ass thots that think they’re cool when really kearsley is thought of as a trashy school full of poor idiotic childish kids. Everyone at kearsley accuses their friends of doing things that they didn’t do and every student has a new group of friends every year because they switch up so much they can’t keep the same people around.

“Yeah im a Kearsley Student”

“Poor bitch ass thot” *runs away*

by frosting loving November 3, 2019

Student Services

A place in your college where students go to wait in line indefinitely and receive no service.

First Year Student: "I'm going to go to Student Services to get information and help with financial assistance!"
Fourth Year Student: "Haha, yeah...good luck with that."
*6 hours later*
First Year Student: "MOTHERFU--"

by Mostly Joking February 10, 2015

Student-fu

The act of studying and being a good student, while living on ramen noodles.

I have tons of homework to do.
Time to activate my student-fu.

by The Geeky Gangsta October 2, 2017

student lunched

The experience of enjoying a free lunch as a freshman, usually laid on by a local church or similar, only for it to be oafed up by a try-hard local hipster band "serenading" their audience and refusing to play at an appropriate volume for lunch, effectively forcing you to listen or leave.

Student 1: "Dude, we went to that free student lunch yesterday. My ears are still ringing thanks to that shitty hipster band"

Student 2: "You totally got student lunched, bro"

by I like My Bike November 4, 2011

Exchange Student

The best fucking people you are gonna meet in your life time. They are hot af, fun to be around and they have a very funny accent. My number one tip to be friend them is to offer them a ride. They would love you forever if you did that. Don't catch feelings tho, it's a bad idea. We don't want people crying too much before we leave.

Have you seen the new Exchange Student, She is so hot omg!

by funny spanish bitch November 24, 2021