strokin out

when a person has a stroke

after eating all those hotdogs that guy just started strokin out

by Pascoe May 6, 2006

Stroker

A wanker.

He's a right Stroker

by Jamie September 12, 2002

stroke and poke

Its when a guy is jerking off with one hand (stroke), while simultaneously putting a dildo, finger, or desired object up their own ass (poke).

Guy 1: Man I think I am gonna give my self the good old stroke and poke tonight.
Guy 2: When did you get a dildo?
Guy 3: No, I just use my finger.

by gundamshark June 26, 2015

Choad Stroker

A choad stroker simply enjoys stroking other mens choads. Or lady choads.
A.K.A. Zach Mazeski

Weslee:that zach kid is a choad stroker
Trevor:ya hes pretty gay

by The Punisher ;] April 23, 2009

Mexican Stroke

The act of drinking so much on a Mexican vacation, that you pass out on a lounge chair near a body of water, requiring a Mexican waiter to dump diet beverages over your head to make it back to your hotel room.

Ned had a Mexican stroke, and Pablo had to dump a diet Coke on his head to wake him up, then he slept in his plate of spaghetti at dinner.

by Gooch Lickner September 18, 2011

dash stroker

A snobby individual who determines the quality of an automobile by the quality and texture of its interior plastics with little regard for the package as a whole.

The assessment is performed by closing one's eyes and smoothly running a hand over the length of the dashboard and door panels of a car. The occasional 'knock' is performed to test for hollow spaces.

Frequently these individuals are drivers of German automobiles.

"Whoa have you seen the sixth generation jetta? I kinda like it."
"You clearly have no taste. The dash is hard as a rock. Go for its predecessor. That's when they knew how to make good cars."
"But its cheaper AND has more rear legroom that the old car."
"I'm sorry were you saying something? I was stroking the 1x2 strip of soft-touch plastic i carry around with me at all times."
"F**k off dash stroker."

by officerk December 4, 2011

butt stroke

The act of using the butt end, or stock of a rifle to strike an enemy across the face, chest, neck, or other body parts. Taught to members of the military as means of defending yourself in a hand-to-hand combat situation when all else fails, or just for the fun of it. The butt stroke is highly effective and extremely painful for the unfortunate fuck on the receiving end. The butt stroke is with a rifle what a "pistol whip" is with a handgun. The butt stroke can be properly executed with any type of firearm fitted with a shoulder stock, however, it is most effective with heavier weapons, such as an M240B of the M249 SAW. If you are properly equipped with enough muscle, a .50 Cal M2 HMG is quite the preferred tool of choice, however, due to it's weight, size, and the fact that it's normally mounted can be a challenging obstacle.

"If you don't back the fuck up I'm gonna butt stroke you into next fuckin' year!"

"John got drunk and butt stroked Amy right in the face! Oh, I hope she has medical insurance!"

"We were down to our last mag and then we got overrun, so we jumped up and butt stroked haji long and hard!"

"Welcome to Wal-Mart, how may I help you?"
"Yes sir, I'm looking for a rifle."
"Are you looking for a hunting rifle or something less powerful, for say, target shooting?"
"Oh, no sir. I need good butt-strokin' rifle."

by Long Tab October 24, 2008