by Urfaaace January 02, 2017
An action where one effectively 'kills' a joke by either adding too much onto it or through the over analyasis of it. Witnesses of the stoneing may then shout "stoned" at the 'stoner' to show just how un-funny they are.
The two types of 'Stoneing' are as follows...
1.
Person A: why did the chav cross the road? to start on the chicken for no reason
Person B: hahahahahahahahaahaha that so funny, to start on the chicken for no reason: like "oi! chicken what you looking at?! ima brapze you up ima brapz you up ima brapz you up ima brapz you up. its funny cuz a chav would actually do that.
Person A: STONED
2.
Person A: He is such a dickhead!
Person B: Yeah, a pubeless dick!
Person C: Hahaha yeah, like, he also has no balls, and hasn't gone through puberty and it is really small and has hair on it
Person A & B: STONED!
1.
Person A: why did the chav cross the road? to start on the chicken for no reason
Person B: hahahahahahahahaahaha that so funny, to start on the chicken for no reason: like "oi! chicken what you looking at?! ima brapze you up ima brapz you up ima brapz you up ima brapz you up. its funny cuz a chav would actually do that.
Person A: STONED
2.
Person A: He is such a dickhead!
Person B: Yeah, a pubeless dick!
Person C: Hahaha yeah, like, he also has no balls, and hasn't gone through puberty and it is really small and has hair on it
Person A & B: STONED!
by STONED! March 29, 2010
The 3rd stage of being high (the 1st buzzed, 2nd high).
Reaching a level of being stoned, is usually achieved after smoking a good amount of weed. example, a few bowl packs, a blunt, a few joints, or a few bong packs. Easily the best feeling in the world.
Reaching a level of being stoned, is usually achieved after smoking a good amount of weed. example, a few bowl packs, a blunt, a few joints, or a few bong packs. Easily the best feeling in the world.
I was so stoned last night, i smoke a blunt and 3 bowl packs!
-Lets get stoned
-but we only have one bowl pack
-its cool i have a bag
-Lets get stoned
-but we only have one bowl pack
-its cool i have a bag
by KFRESHHH July 28, 2009
Weak snitching type off brand niggas who usually migrate from large cities ex: ( Michigan) to small citys like ex: (Ohio )
Them stones always get indicted and get out . or Them stones undercover informants or Them stones is fugasey ass cats they work with the boys when they get knocked off top .
by C.Diorr January 12, 2014
'I got sh-toned at the gig!' 'Lets get sh-toned!!'
by ->shaun<- October 03, 2003
the third grade class found out that Billy didn't like chocolate snack packs, the rest of the class finding this to be beyond bizarre, all decided to stone him on the play ground after lunch
by donkeylips6 February 12, 2010
abbreviation for a single container of
Keystone Light Beer, very popular amomg low-income, high-volume drinkers.
Keystone Light Beer, very popular amomg low-income, high-volume drinkers.
by don corleone September 15, 2004