Semon

semon is the definition of an amazing dad, he works all his life because of a difficult child hood that he had. he doesn’t show a lot of emotion but you know he’s a great guy on the inside. you should never take a guy like semon for granted since he is like a rare diamond. once you meet a semon. never let him go.

any: i wish someone actually tried to be a different person. everyone acts the same

tom: you should get a guy like semon, he’s one of a kind.

by shirleyadams October 17, 2019

seemo

A person that acts emo, but does not appear to be. ie does not dress dark, have their hair grown over part or all of their face, and/or cut themselves on a regular basis.

"Allison is kinda seemo."
"What's that?"
"Go to www.urbandictionary.com, nub."

by William Wise September 14, 2006

Semour Asscrack

a person who really needs to buy a belt because their ass is always hanging out of their pants

dude theres a semour asscrack back there, dont turn around whatever you do!

by becalicious/hates/sara April 13, 2010

Stegosaurus

A kilsyth slang word for someone who has lots romantic relationships in a short period of time, usually referring to a girl. It originally was used say that the person in question is like the dinosaur, but no one really remembers how it relates to the prehistoric monster.

Christie is such a stegosaurus, that's her third relationship this year.

by ItsTenThrity May 21, 2011

Stegohaunch

1. Refers to a woman who has thick thighs and butt.

2. Term to describe the nether-regions of a little person.

1. That girl has got a stegohaunch!

2. The stegohaunch was way to much for me to handle.

3. She was backing that stegohaunch all up on me at the club.

by Nicfury5150 October 10, 2008

cum guzzling semon demon

An ex girfriend. Any woman who has enough cum or semon inside them to be compared to a demon who is full of damned souls.

Bitch you're such a cum guzzling semon demon

by Djsanders95 March 15, 2017

shemotional

When someone, particularly a woman, emotionally overreacts to a harmless situation

Guy: "Hey sorry I lost one of your hair bands"
Woman: "OH MY GOD I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU MY LIFE IS HORRIBLE"
Guy: "Woah, you're getting a little shemotional there"

by Catastrophonomlom October 3, 2017