stealer's wheel

band who wrote and performed 'stuck in the middle with you'
could have been fronted by famous Scottish comedian Billy Connelly
good music to dance around to before cutting someone's ear off

Stealer's Wheel's 'stuck in the middle of you' is playing, im gonna cut someone's ear off

by ZepkiD May 13, 2005

Stealth Poop

When you put a layer of toilet paper down in the bowl before you poop so no one will hear your poop slash.

I didn't want anyone to know I was pooping so I pulled a stealth poop.

by stealth pooper February 10, 2010

Stealing Doritos

To steal someones doritos, is to stealth jerk off on their face while they are sleeping.

"Hey guys, I'm back."
"Where were you?"
"Stealing Doritos."
"What?"
"I stole Misty's Doritos ok? Leave it at that."

by iiTz MLG PWNZOR March 29, 2010

Oxygen Stealer

Closely related to the Fuckwit family, a person who is a complete waste of O2 and would do the world a favour by not breathing it. Usually can be replaced by a half dozen trees to do the world some good and further the advancement of the Human Gene pool by not existing.

"He was a real cock sucker,fuckwit.what an Oxygen Stealer"

by StreetSamurai January 25, 2009

boyfriend stealer

a skank that lies decieves and minipulates and does what ever they need to to get him out of your arms and into theirs!!!!

NO, Tyler, dont believe her, shes a boyfriend stealer!!!!!!

by LoLaRoXThEsESoX!!! December 2, 2007

stealth bomber

1. (n.)A covert sexual operation practiced during copulation. The male partner positions himself behind the female partner, who is on all fours. The male partner begins plunging his member in and out of the females slit. Then the male exclaims "I'm gonna cum," and removes his package from her box. After removal of organ, instead of cumming, the male allows saliva to gather in his oral cavity. He then ejects the saliva from his mouth and onto her back, as he groans as though he were climaxing. The female, thinking that he has already ejaculated, turns around and then he busts his nut right in her face....BUAH!!!

I gave that dumb little china whore a stealth bomber not only once, but twice last night.

by Adolf Hitler jr. April 4, 2003

Old people steal

It's true. Old people steal. Then they use an excuse such as retirement to get out of trouble.

'My grandmother stole my $50. Dammit! I hate it when old people steal!'

by AJAW July 7, 2004