Status Updasterbate 

Verb:-
1. The use of social networking to provide a "status" purely to fulfil one's ego, typically depicting some form of activity in effort to cause irritation and/or jealousy of others, eg. attending the gym.

Status Updasterbate: "Getting back in the groove again this morning. Feeling the burrrn!"

Commenting friend: "dude, stop updasterbating all over my feed"

Status Updasterbate by Guitaros October 22, 2013

Status-Swap 

You post something like "Just got a promotion at work, woo hoo!" and then after a bunch of people comment "Awesome! Congrats!!", you utilize the EDIT feature on Facebook to change your status to "My wife just told me she wants a divorce...FML!!"

Status-Swap: You post something like "Just got a promotion at work, woo hoo!" and then after a bunch of people comment "Awesome! Congrats!!", you utilize the EDIT feature on Facebook to change your status to "My wife just told me she wants a divorce...FML!!"

Status-Swap by Tall Tom B. March 17, 2014

Status Quo Champion 

1) n. A person who fights to maintain the status quo.

2) the opposite of a Social Justice Warrior.

John signed a petition to keep schools segregated. John is a Status Quo Champion.

Status Quo Champion by Alice-Addams July 2, 2016

Status Bomb 

Commenting on someone's facebook status and not addressing the topic. The topic could be boring or just to change the subject and is known as Status Bombing.

Bob's Status: We're going to the movies on Friday afternoon. Going to see a new release.
Sally: My microwave is broken.
This status bomb had nothing to do with the movies. Therefore Sally has changed the subject.

Status Bomb by JannyShmanny March 17, 2017

status mom 

A female using motherhood to individualize or personalize her social media feed. Status mom’s can usually be found on social media attempting to make their entire life reflect Pinterest.

She’s a status Mom, she strives for visual perfection so that she can gain social media followers from her (not quite) perfect photos. You strive for a happy household and could care less that anyone sees your baby’s photos as long as your mom and Grandma are satisfied.

status mom by FiveDogsAndTwoKids October 24, 2017

Status-message 

n.

A message that can be set on many instant messaging applications which allows the user to tell his or her contacts what is happening, how they are feeling, or anything else they feel their peers should know.

V., status-messaged, status-messaging, status-messages

To talk through status-messages on IM clients. This can be done one-on-one or to a group of people. It is usually used when someone will not "talk" because they are pissed off. Instead, they will status-message to communicate.

Often abbreviated to SM.

n.
Hey man, I totally agree with your status-message. Finals SUCK!!!

v.
Timmy's status: Talk to me!!!
Anna's status: NO -.-
Onlooker: Timmy pissed of Anna again. They seem to status-message everyday!

Status-message by AAACui April 4, 2009

Status-able 

When somebody says something that can be used as a status on Facebook, Aim, etc.

Brian: Yo, Evy is so Gutta...

Evy: That is so status-able.

Status-able by Evy. April 2, 2010