Stateist

To be racist to a state by either human, mammal, clouds, and or/ other animal race.

R: Those clouds were being racistt! Whyy does they have to show up in Washington and not Cali?!

C: Naw , they weren't being racist... being stateist right there .

by DoesAnyBodyKnow? August 14, 2009

statusticion

Someone who writes facebooks statuses for a living.

Jules is my statusticion because he is soooo fuckin' funny!

by RebeccaYannetti September 20, 2009

statisica

a way of measuring a percent of people that the magrotiy of them dont know what there talking about.

when the redneck said that he would bomb afghanistan to the ground, he is a statisica.

by itan January 27, 2011

shatistics

the science that deals with the collection, classification, analysis, and interpretation of numerical shit, and that, by use of mathematical theories of shit, imposes order and regularity on aggregates of more or less desperate shits.

Yo man you wanna hit up that party tonight?
Sorry man, I got a shatistics test tomorrow.

by murphy234 March 8, 2011

spatistics

1. n. the spamming or disease of spamming of statistics, or the seemingly excessive knowledge of random facts/conversation tidbits

2. v. a criminal sex act of sneaking a piece of raw spam in a woman's belly button (if overweight), ear, or vagina while she is sleeping

3. n. an internet transmitted disease, usually caused by watching too many shitty documentaries

DudeBro 1: Dude, Jim's got a bad case of the spatistics.

DudeBro 2: Bro, I know right, Shelly was pissed.

DudeBro 1: Dude, wtf, Bro?

by psuedolicious December 18, 2013

statism

the rising pride in devotion in one's state

Wow! Those Texans have a big sense of statism.

by MrBolas November 1, 2018

stalistick

fucking up worse than usual and will haunt u for the rest of your life

that guy just got stalistick

by jamejamesjamesjamesjamesjames December 14, 2018