hung like a squirrel

It's when you are so big that your nuts drag on the floor

"OMG he was hung like a squirrel!"
"That Small?"
"No... His nuts dragged on the ground!"

by Danno558 September 21, 2011

baby squirrel

A young female looking for enjoyment of a male's secrection of seminal fluids.

The baby squirrel was looking for a nut.

by Dan Smith/Michael Clauson January 25, 2007

Squirrel Pussy

the skin that fold between the front of your armpit and your chest

Jen stayed out in the sun too long and burnt her squirrel pussy

by Jason Russell December 30, 2008

dirt squirrel

A 2 legged female that scavenges for nut and often displays moral inconsistencies.

You are a one-hundred percent, grade-A dirt squirrel.

by DMort December 11, 2010

electrocuted squirrel

one of patty's life lessons and analogies on how a person can die.

If you don't be careful, you may end up like the electrocuted squirrel.

by okthisisstupid August 28, 2009

bed squirrel

A female who is both hot and skittish- especially skittish in the sack.

I had to chase that bed squirrel all night long in order to lay the pipe.

Dayam, look at that bed squirrel. I bet she could crack a nut with her mouth!

by dirky digglor December 19, 2010

Neck Squirrel

That pattern of hair that crawls from the back of your head down your neck, across the previously cut border, in an attempt to hide underneath the neck of your shirt.

Man, you gotta help me. It's not time for a haircut, so, if I supply the trimmers, will you cut off this relentless neck squirrel!

by 6-Pack Jack July 23, 2011