squirt squirrel

When a dirt squirrel has been known to enjoy herself so much that she squirts her appreciation on her partner.

I dumped my boyfriend because he only likes squirt squirrels.

by Nae Nae Jo January 12, 2011

hungarian squirt gun

When you come inside a girl's vagina then blow into the vagina. Afterwards you push down on the girls stomach to blow the semen back into your own face

I pulled the hungarian squirt gun on tina last night

by dbear26 April 28, 2013

Tickle squirt

When someone tickles you so hard you piss yourself.

Oh my god, you should have seen when zack made Curtis tickle squirt.

by almightgamR June 11, 2014

fanny squirt

The gooey liquid that shoots out of the woman's vagina upon orgasm

My boyfriend loves when I fanny squirt on his face

by Mandem Kane March 5, 2016

squirt worm

A wanna be fuck boy that you put in their place real fucking quick.

Gary is a well known squirt worm. He likes to try to get all of the bitches.

by Slonegrey July 23, 2016

dwarf squirt

dwarf squirt may sound like a tasty snacky treat but its only used for the fakest enorts. fenorts MUST be squirted immediatly as we all know and what better way to do so with dwarf juice. however dwarf pubes work just as gud.

"ya know poltry im such an enort. Like father enort who??? im gonna make everyone an enort."
"actually factually zendudi you are infact nOt and enort and will always and forever be a fenort you ugly ass shit head with a splash of diarrhea. you pussy ass hoe . fake bitch go back to your hole. ENORTS UNITE... GET THE DWARF SQUIRT."

by Careble rowehoe June 25, 2018

Squirt’n Dirt

The shits. Explosive shits no less. Massive diarrhea.

I don’t know what I ate but something made me start squirt’n dirt. It hasn’t stopped.

What is that funk ass smell down here? My uncle just left the shitter. He was squirt’n dirt.

I was in the stall taking a relaxing, quiet shit when some dude rushed in, mumbling help me, dropped trou and started squirt’n dirt.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018