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Squeakocity

The level of audio for determining how squeaky an object is.
Person 1 - "I have a chair that's very high in squeakocity."

Person 2 - "Oh, that must be very annoying. My bed has a pretty low squeakocity level and even that gets on my nerves."
by rickput7 August 11, 2012
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squeakafunk

The sound a fart when one farts in a chair
The squeakafunk resulting from Petey's fart was deafening!
by charlie stratton April 25, 2008
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squeakup

Through the nose, exhale slowly with a soft 'hmm', then inhale sharply (also through the nose), producing a 'hmm-hp!' sound. This is a squeakup. Looks and sounds similar to a hiccup, and is extreme happiness in sound form. It is often accompanied by a facial expression of glee, and is highly contagious.
When Emilio squeakupped in delight, Paula couldn't help but mimic.
by Ch'mera Toryn January 7, 2009
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Squeakin' It

Befriending your friend's girlfriend with the intention of gettin' up in it.
Yo, isn't that Mike with Dre's ex-girlfriend?!

- Yeah he was totally squeakin' it though...

Damn, they used to be roommates too..
by R.Meinen December 3, 2011
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squeaky third wheel

When you go out with your best friend and another person comes along, that extra person is the (STW or Stew) squeaky third wheel. You and your best friend are the well-oiled, smooth-going rear wheels of the "tricycle" and since the other party is not as close as the two of you are, they say and do things that throw a wrench in your plans or irritate and cause friction.
Do we have to invite the Squeaky Third Wheel? I'd rather just go with only you. Stew can be a little bossy.
by O-Penned-Mind August 20, 2016
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squeaky greg

A sexual act in which a can of whipped cream is dispensed into someone's anal orifice.
Barbara gave Jeffery a squeaky greg and now we have no whipped cream for the party.
by DougieMcElroy June 26, 2017
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Squeaky Death Tube of Doom

Friend: Imma grab my trumpet.
Me: Imma grab my squeaky death tube of doom.
by howdoesonehappy May 26, 2019
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