Spunk Monkey

A girl who craves some sperm in her face. If she's lucky, she'll also get a some in her hair.
I blew it all over that Spunk Monkey's face. Holy shit it was awesome!
by JamJam1 July 25, 2012
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Spunk monkey

A slut of a girl that loves being constantly covered in ejaculated seeman from the end of the man stick. she also resembles that of a monkey because of the ugliness.
Jake:yo, did you here about Jess Meredith.
Curt; Ye she's a total Spunk monkey
by Curtis shiters May 18, 2011
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Spunk Lungs

The unfortunate aftermath of smoking marijuana laced with the ejaculate of the homeless.
Yo man, I got some o dat icky sticky, but ended up wakin up with spunk lungs.
by Sticky Licky Bumbum April 02, 2011
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Spunk Spreader

Person who ejaculates on the face and breast of many girls either at the same time of over a period of time. The key being to share the Spunk. Not all for one area or person. Not to be confused with Seed Spreader.
Justin is a great Spunk Spreader he covered me and my girlfriend and her sister from our foreheads to our belly buttons. Wow, I think I love him.
by Gearls October 28, 2008
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spunk dust

When a man is so old the semen he produces splurts out in dust clouds rather than blobs of sticky glue, full of swimmers
George had been watching babestation at work and left a pile of spunk dust on the floor
by aidenchomel June 26, 2017
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Spunk roulette

Spunk roulette is played where you and 5 other friends all jizz into a cup and mix it into one sauce. You then proceed to roofie a girl and impregnate her with the mystery sludge. Each friend leaves dna evidence that they were at the scene and the loser will be announced in 9 months as a registered sex offender for the rest of their life after the police dna test the baby.
My friends and I played spunk roulette last year and now Thomas is a registered sex offender in the state of Alabama
by FreeSlobJobs March 19, 2021
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Spunk Oven

When some guy spafs in some birds biff
Oh get out of my face you dirty spunk oven

my girlfriend is such a spunk oven
by Mike Cattell November 25, 2011
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