When you are asked out by a guy then he stands you up, calls to reschedule, then stands you up again
by Lola Bido September 5, 2008
Get the SPRINGROSED mug.When you are using a spray bottle and the contents get stuck in the sprayer or just foam at the tip causing great anger.
Throwing a squirt bottle after it does not function properly would result in spraynger.
Screaming at squirt bottle and twisting the tip furiously is outright spraynger.
Screaming at squirt bottle and twisting the tip furiously is outright spraynger.
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I'm gonna spongered the fuck out of you.
by Spongered March 17, 2020
Get the Spongered mug.by tommy97 May 13, 2020
Get the Sponger mug.A person that constantly makes bigoted remarks & comments and then decides whether they were joking or not based on the replies they get. When they inevitably cross the line they blame trauma, the way they were raised, their neurodivergence and/or the actual victim - They will do everything except take accountability unless the offense is frivolous optics & requires no true change on their part. Then they'll gaslight & manipulate the victim for being upset.
Shrodinger's Bigots are obsessed with making sure everyone views them as a good person - Grade A abuser & asshole
Shrodinger's Bigots are obsessed with making sure everyone views them as a good person - Grade A abuser & asshole
Raven: *Watching offensive videos & laughing at a black person being compared to a monkey*
Sorra: That's really racist & not funny-
Raven: I'm joking about it so that I don't feel bad, I actually hate white people because my dad is a racist prick, I'm autistic
Sorra: You should probably go to therapy to get that worked through, jokes like that make this relationship really uncomfortable
Raven: I'm very introspective, I spend a lot of time thinking about why I do what I do so that I can understand myself. I'm not going to therapy just so they can tell me what I already know. I can't afford therapy.
Sorra: Ok then Shrodinger's bigot-
Sorra: That's really racist & not funny-
Raven: I'm joking about it so that I don't feel bad, I actually hate white people because my dad is a racist prick, I'm autistic
Sorra: You should probably go to therapy to get that worked through, jokes like that make this relationship really uncomfortable
Raven: I'm very introspective, I spend a lot of time thinking about why I do what I do so that I can understand myself. I'm not going to therapy just so they can tell me what I already know. I can't afford therapy.
Sorra: Ok then Shrodinger's bigot-
by dreamingoutloud7673 January 20, 2023
Get the Shrodinger's Bigot mug.A scamming scum of the earth landlord who becomes an olympic sprinter when young aspiring londoneer's catch on to their scheming 'lord farquadish' ways. Their speed and ability to catch their prey is unmatched within the animal world.
Person 1: Hey even though your house looks like a used bonfire, its suspiciously undervalued for such a lucrative area.
Person 2: You shouldn't have said that, here comes my landlord Julia, she's a landlord sprinter you know.
Person 1: RUN!!!!
Julia: But its edgyyy
Person 2: You shouldn't have said that, here comes my landlord Julia, she's a landlord sprinter you know.
Person 1: RUN!!!!
Julia: But its edgyyy
by Lord Far'HandsomeShrek'Quad June 19, 2019
Get the Landlord Sprinter mug.A fanny scrounger is a person, so addicted to fanny that they will literally shag anything that gets them aroused. This ranges from other people all the way to animals, the deceased and fat women ( its impressive how people can even find the fanny on some of these land whales )
“Did you see Neil the other day banging Doris the diabetic bird from Lincoln, he’s such a fanny scrounger”
by Large_Falice February 22, 2022
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