springs

a way to define a black persons hair

hey tyrone you left springs all over the place after twisting your corn rows

by taylor j h December 25, 2007

Boiling Springs

A small college town in North Carolina, close to Gaffney, SC and Shelby, NC. I've read the definitions on here and they were all super negative. Yes, it is a one-stoplight town, but you can walk everywhere, there's no traffc, and the environment is positively beautiful. It's the home to Gardner-Webb University, a small Christian college. While there aren't any movie theatres or shopping malls in the town itself, it's a very short drive to the outlet mall in Gaffney and there are movie theatres that take less than 20 minutes to get to. I think it's a wonderful place.

I have been going to visit family in Boiling Springs almost every summer since I was 5 years old, and I think it's a beautiful and relaxing escape from my busy hometown.

by BoilingSprings July 7, 2009

Silver Springs

A small town in the desert of Nevada, citizens of Silver Springs are often missing teeth, know little of the outside world, and deny the existence of science. However, this may also be blamed by the unhealthy combination of Jack Daniels, Slim Jims and Mormanism, known as the "Nevada Trinity." Every homes abandoned pickup truck must have the tires removed and be contained at least 51% inside the chain link fence. Pitt Bulls are forbidden to be spayed or neutered and may not be chained or kept inside the chain link fence. Silver Springs ranks first in the state of Nevada for Domestic Violence, DUI Arrests and Incest. The average age of conception is 15.58 years or age. The Median income is $10,613.59 (the maximum annual unemployment benefit paid for by the state of Nevada.) The whole place is full of sagebrush, 10 square miles of sagebrush and prostitutes. You can also find mentally (and physically) retarded tourists (counting as fauna) who've been sent there by mistake and think they're at Disneyland. Silver Springs also ranks
#1 for most hookers.
#1 for most meth usage.
#1 for most Californian escapees in the past 3 decades
#1 for most most STD's per square mile (#2 is New Jersey)
#4 for most freaky-type people( who migrate to Bay to Breakers in California once a year).
#2 for being 38th on SAT scores.
#1 for the quickest time to be wedded (or divorced).
#50 for cost of real estate housing after real estate bubble burst.
#666 (or 13) for being Sodom and Gomorrah.

Friend 1: "Did you go to that party in Silver Springs?"
Friend 2: "No, what happened"
Friend 1: " I guess the math teacher from the highschool got caught with a sophomore"
Friend 2: "Again!!"

by WP2316NOFTW December 27, 2010

Holly Springs

A small town in NC. its full of gay fags, whore, sluts and stuck up bitches. no one is actually from northcarolina here. they all move here from other places, and therefore think there better. they dont care about other people. all the parents think its a better town, but really its full of druggys. everyone is rich so they all shop at hollister and shit. the houses are riduculsly priced and you have to buy alchol at a state run place. its hell on earth.

I'm from holly springs therefore i'm better than you.

by JxGOSSIP! June 12, 2009

Bruce Springsteen

Awesome classic rock singer. Born to Run is an American classic.

Dude Springsteen was cool but when he got the E Street Band he was cooler!

by Eric December 29, 2004

Springstession

Obsession with Bruce Springsteen.

"My Springstession is getting out of control! I was thinking about him all through English class!"

by Pirate Erin December 17, 2008

Cambridge Springs, PA

Conformity, Drunken-Abuse, Future Jail Inmates of America, White Trash in Black Spandex, etc.

Waaaa! --I'm from Cambridge Springs, PA and I was abused, so while I expect everybody else to kiss my ass, I'm going to treat everybody who wasn't responsible like total crap! Then if that doesn't work, I'll get drunk and beat my kids, and/or cheat on my spouse! And while my kids define every sense of term 'worthless', I'll deny it was my undoing, and then demand my kids to live up to everything I never had the guts or brains to do myself. And once it's realized that it doesn't matter what is right or wrong(it's about majority), I'll team up with other degenerate-parents, and exploit others to hide the skeletons in my own closet.

by Smoker's Alley July 16, 2009