Spidermonkey

Shit in your hand and then sling it on someone using the spiderman finger position.

I like to reach in the toilet grab some poo and spidermonkey her face.

by Skraps0331 July 1, 2011

Crackhead Spiderman

Someone who dose either crystal meth , or cocain , and jumps from one rooftop to another , robbing the houses of all their silverware . Often carrying a high calibur weapon , in witch to shoot the hamburglar with when the trip gose rotten .

"did you hear about that crackhead spiderman in new york who got shot off the roof in full extention of his jump

by mikey murf November 4, 2007

Spiderman Dat Hoe

When you jack off on dat hoe
and then throw it on her
like Spiderman throws his web.

He said Spiderman Dat Hoe with your Silver Surfer.

by Webslinging Gangsta October 25, 2007

spiderman

when one is fulfilling a fantasy by doing a girl doggy style, he cums in his hand and then flings it at a girl like a spider web.

-Did you hear about Steve?
-No, what?
-He totally webbed a girl!
-Huh?
-Dude, he gave her the spiderman.
-Don't tase me, bro.

by T Dunn December 28, 2007

Spooderman

A gay super hero that sticks spoons up his ass..That looks like deadpool '-'

Man: Oooh theres spooderman in the tree
Spooderman: *Sticks a spoon up his ass* Oh yea

by SCREEEEECHES September 8, 2018

Spiderman

When you are haveing sex with a girl and you pull out and nut in the palm of your hand. You then throw the jizz at her face like the web of spider man.

Dude that bitch wouldnt let me nut on her face. So i Spidermaned that ho.

by PatMaGroin January 4, 2008

Spiderman

The act of ejaculating into your hand, then positioning your fingers with your thumb, index, and pinky pointed out; and your middle and ring finger curled under (as spiderman does when he shoots his web), then flinging it in the face of your partner.

I totally gave this chick the spiderman last night.

by phurba169 March 22, 2009