slaningo

The forbidden love child between a snake and a flamingo

"terry, your love is like a slaningo"

by Milford February 6, 2025

Sploinging

(Sployn-ging)

Exceeding satisfaction; amazing.

Could even be pronounced “Sploingin.’”

“Dude, that party last night was Sploinging!”

by Woodchipsniffer March 9, 2025

Splashing

When you ejaculate on a womans breasts and proceed to motorboat her.

Me and my girlfriend has been getting really into splashing latelty, i can really recommend it

by Lassolini Marini March 9, 2025

Staining Substance

An energy drink that is spilled on a table, ultimately staining the surface.

The boy spilled staining substance on the teachers desk, now it is an odd color...

by Haysyd March 17, 2025

Spoining

When someone arrives at your house when you're beyond hungover with the intention of lying in bed next to you and sleeping but instead you spend most of the day fondling them clothed and unclothed whilst you both complain that you havent slept with anyone in a while. Very similar to Spooning but slightly different; hence the slight difference in spelling.

Wanna come over? I promise I'll just spoon you nothing more... no actually it'll probably wind up being a Spoining session

by just a random pluviophile March 27, 2025

Spoining

When you invite someone over to you house because your very drunk and know you are going to be hungove... and instead of just spooning and sleeping like you said you would; you spend the day gradually taking their clothes off and fondling them while you both talk about how you haven't "done the deed in a while". Similar to "Spooning but slightly different; hence the minor difference in spelling". Excellent if you are feeling queasy but need some flesh to flesh time.

Wanna come over and spoon me? Actually; lets be honest... I have busy hands... its going to turn into Spoining whether I want it to or not.

by just a random pluviophile March 27, 2025

Splicing

2 gay guys that have foreskin interlinked

Two men at the bar decided to hook up and began by splicing, one man opens up his foreskin revealing the head of the penis and the other guy then opens his foreskin to cover the head of the first guy then the first guy then covers the second guys foreskin with his own.

by FORTYSTINER July 29, 2025