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the spinster aunt

The aunt who never got married but is pretty cool, does her own thing, and just dates around.
Yeah..that's my Aunt Sarah, that's her boyfriend of the week, she's the spinster aunt.
by Grace Blase October 3, 2017
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Spineless

Someone that cannot own the mistakes instead gets to manipulate people and make everyone feel sorry for her. Spineless is when they act like your friend and talk behind your back. Spineless people has no moral respect and are usually very selfish people
See that Nicole the spineless cunt is at it again... No wonder he run away from the stalker.

Why dosnt she say it to my face and be honest.. how spineless
by Cuntchat December 19, 2018
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1) Billy Crystal
2) A homeless man who once worked as a photographer for Berkeley Preparatory School (Berkeley Prep) but was fired in 1992 in order for Bryan Manicchia to gain monopoly on Berkeley Photos, and then do an even worse job. He changed his name to Billy Crystal in order to attract attention to himself and enhance his modeling career, but with no luck. Desperate, he wrote the song "Papi Papi, Papi Chulo" but forgot to copywrite it, so the "artist", Lorna, stole it from him and took credit.
He then tried modeling again, and changed his name to Balacrastimoniustitudarimoustinactinumdalitider spinsticruspinjaroooscipoooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooothorp, but failed, once again, as a model. Down on life, he returned to Berkeley Preparatory School and lives in the underground tunnels of the Lykes Center. When travelling around campus, he feigns a Sage cook by wearing their green uniform, white apron, and a chefs hat. He creates chaos and havok by tampering with Berkeley's air conditioning, computer network, weather machine, and he sometimes poisons the sage food (but Berkeley covers this up easily because it is usually only pre-kindergarteners who die).
One can identify this man by the chef's hat (which Sage cooks do not typically wear around) or the sinister look of despair in his eyes. (note: Mr. Taylor does not wear a chef's hat).

See also Randy Newton, who is entirely unrelated but just as sinister.
"Well, another lower pre-k'er died today."
"Shame..."
"Yeah. What is that, 12 now?"
"13 in five years."
"I thought sage only came about two years ago."
"He dressed as a Chinese teacher named Mr. Chai back then."
"Oh, that sly fox!"
"Yep, Balacrastimoniustitudarimoustinactinumdalitider spinsticruspinjaroooscipoooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooothorp really is a sneaky son of a gun."
by Mike Jobbs May 9, 2005
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spinkter lips

One whose lips seem to always be wrapped around something weather it is another line of bull they are spewing or a same sex partner spewing.
I wish old Spinkter Lips would shut the hell up. I am tired of hearing about his late night bathroom escapades between he and Chuck.
by Don O Rama May 23, 2008
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spintranet

Your corporate intranet, where you can read the official company spin. 'Nuf said.

(Derivation: from sp-intranet, where the sp is shorthand for Sharepoint.)
Check the spintranet if you're not sure of the official dress code.
by pretzlboy April 30, 2011
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toe spine

My favourite person ever. A really swaggy person that’s so cool and is amazing. Literally perfect.
Person: Hey look over there who’s that!
Zero: Oh that’s toe spine! They’re so cool!!
by noobzero July 20, 2021
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spinster

Spinster is an attractive lady who can spin dreams of her own, have the freedom to make them true, and when this happens men often spin around her for marriage proposals. Now it depends entirely on her to accept or reject proposals. Married ladies often envy spinsters.
I am a spinster, I can spin as I like; not a married lady who has marred her life!
by koolcharm October 18, 2015
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