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neato-spalito

That dress looks neato-spalito on you!
by kukatie1 December 28, 2008
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man sanitizer

A hand care product meant to provide the comfort and cleanliness of a hand sanitizer but with a strong, masculine scent; found at the sale section of any Bath and Body Works.
Boyfriend: "My hands are dirty from those chips."
Girlfriend: "Oh here, I got some sanitizer if you don't mind smelling like a girl."
Boyfriend: "No thanks. I'd rather not smell like honeysuckles. I got some hand sanitizer for men yesterday."
Girlfriend: "For men?"
Boyfriend: "Yeah. Some man sanitizer."
by IndigoPhoenix21 January 12, 2014
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The Spanish Grim Reaper

Cocaine with hot sauce mixed into it.

The best possible way to fuck up your nose. It gives you the heart strain of doing cocaine with the added benefit of burning your brain cells away.
John has been pronounced brain dead because he snorted The Spanish Grim Reaper.
by Jacksonloveslife November 17, 2018
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cucker spaniel

When your husband (and or boyfriend) dresses up like a dog in the corner of the room and watches you (the girlfriend) gets fucked by a random guy in front of him and he gets off to it. Making him (the boyfriend) a cucker spaniel.
I heard Heathers fuck buddy came over last night and make josh a total fucking cucker spaniel!
by TreChicX October 11, 2019
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Shocker Spaniel

When your girlfriend is riding you on the living room couch, and the family dog (preferably a Cocker Spaniel) joins in by licking her taint.
My girlfriend was house sitting and wanted to smash, so I went over there. She forgot to put the dog outside. Well, we started going at it, and when she was riding me on the couch the dog got between our legs and gave her the Shocker Spaniel! I tried to kick him, but she said, “Don’t be mean to him. He’s a good boy.”
by Oona Pelota April 29, 2020
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The Spanish Inquisition

No expects the Spanish Inquisition
Person One: "Hey man ho-"
The Spanish Inquisition: "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
by Ronny Mccoy March 29, 2021
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The sanity of your mother

Something that you ponder while you sing a stupid song about the man behind the slughter
Since you've been gone
I've been singing this stupid song
So I could ponder
The sanity of your mother
by FreddyFazbore October 3, 2023
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