I don't hafta visit da Soviet Union today

Humorous way of saying dat you currently have plenty of time to complete your present task --- i.e., you aren't "rushin' around".

I started out extra-early on my around-town-errands trip, so I don't hafta visit da Soviet Union today.

by QuacksO November 10, 2024

rusty soviet

its when a group of guys fuck someone in the ass with a gun to their head.

we pulled a Rusty Soviet on homeboy when he wouldn't let the gang use his bakery to make bread for the hood.

by jimmyjohnsbqqandgravy December 2, 2018

Soviet Flute

n. When hooking up with a person with the intention of playing them but in actuality they are using you for personal gain.

Dan was on the receiving end of a Soviet Flute when he woke up with his wallet and watch stolen after hooking up with a girl from the bar.

by emikcw850 December 13, 2017

Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia

An alternative to the saying, “you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”.

Since Chernobyl is a highly radioactive area...death is certain if you remain there for too long.
-Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia- Example Below for better use and help to understand old proverb...

American: “here we say you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”
Russian: “in Soviet Russia they used to say something like that too! Except it went... you can lead a horse to water, but you can also lead your horse to Chernobyl! And then you’re both fucked!”
American: “cold world huh”
Russian: “nope just Siberian Winter”
-Leading a Horse to Water in Soviet Russia-

by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 7, 2018

Soviet Union

The greatest and most flourishing country to ever exist with the best military of its time one of the best economies believe it or not and the numerous inventions the ussr remains the reason why eastern Europe is as developed and armed as it is the country was mostly good except for Stalin who killed millions would still exist today if the communist Party kept its grip unlike Gorbachev

The Soviet Union is the greatest and most flourishing society to ever exist

by Ussr 2023 April 10, 2023

Don't Soviet

Meaning don't do that
Pun intended
Russia (Soviet union) attacking Ukraine

Me: I'm craving a cigarette
You: don't Soviet

by @obvsllly February 28, 2022

Soviet of the union

When somebody is acting like some kind of big shot Russian communist.

A do-gooder that thinks they deserve some kind of award from the dictator.

"Who made you Soviet of the Union?"
"What does that make you, Soviet of the union?"
"They should've named you Soviet of the union"

by Joey_Steel October 16, 2018