Soberly Drunk

A state of being in which one is not under the influence of alcohol, however acts like a drugged piece of shit due to tiredness.

John: Did you know... if you pain your room is becomes smaller... but if you paint your house it becomes... bigger?

Mark: What is wrong with this guy?

Peter: Don't worry man, he's just soberly drunk.

by Daksa June 20, 2020

Dog Slobber

The act of ejaculating and or pissing on someones fore-head while they're asleep then smearing it with your nut sack or vertical lip.

Yo. what? i heard Tim gave Duhhy a Dog Slobber the other night

by M & C productions May 29, 2010

academic snobbery

When colleges don't want to accept credits from another college because they don't believe the other school is good enough, when what they really want, is just your money to take their courses.

I applied to A fancy college after going to a state college and they would only accept 19 of 80 credits due to academic snobbery.

by pigdawg September 21, 2013

sober virgin

The term used for someone who has never had sex whilst not being sober or under the influence of drugs.

A:'So have you lost your virginity'
B:'I have had sex seven time but i am still a sober virgin'

by Boz Fozter July 22, 2008

sober sex

The act of sex, free of all mind altering substances.

Just for a change, we did sober sex!

by Ipsofacto June 17, 2012

sober

recovery time between fits of alcoholism

person:How are you Jim?
Jim:Sober.
person:Damn. Beer?
Jim:I got the short straw, I'm designated

by belt loop July 20, 2008

Woppery Snobbery

An egocentric disorder peculiar to Italian Americans. Obviously their food is tastier; their cars are faster and nobody can run a bookie joint better than a member of the Woppery Snobbery order.

Paulsy: Who in the hell cares if I put cottage cheese in my lasagna? The Italians think they invented food preparation and shit; they've all got freakin' Woppery Snobbery.

by PokerBroker December 18, 2010