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snapped

The feeling of failure after you come out of an exam from the one and only, Dr. Bart Snapp. You know that grade forgiveness is about to come through.
That midterm snapped me so hard that I couldn't think straight for the rest of the day.
by Maleeka Brown November 7, 2017
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Snaps

A measurement system to communicate how "effed up" you are-used for marijuana exclusively. Comparable to asking "Hey, how drunk are you on a scale of 1-10?".

"Hey, how many snaps are you?" or "Can I get some snaps?"

Possible Answers:

Level 1: one snap on one hand = alright, I'm high. I'm no longer sober.

Level 2: snap both hands once = okay, I'm pretty high.

Level 3: snap both hands twice/2 snaps = man, I'm really fucking high right now.

Level 4: snap both hands three times/3 snaps = use sparingly. this is one of the rare "highest you've ever been" situations.

anything higher than that, and you call "snap inflation"

*note* it's not just how many snaps, but the WAY you snap that helps communicate how you're feeling to the rest of the circle. The system is meant to be a quick, easy, entertaining means of seeing where your fellow tokers are at any given point in the session.
"dude, how many snaps are you?"

"...snap and half man."
by tyedyesky August 16, 2009
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snap

very cool, great idea, cool comment. You would snap your fingers and say "snap".
"snap, that was so funny"
Heather: "did you see that snowboarder just wipe out and take out the fat guy?"
Kristi: "snap, seriously funny"
by Heather February 26, 2005
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Snap-On

A dildo strictly constructed out of Lego (no megabloks).
Ouch, it feels like I just got out of prison cuzza my girlfriend's Snap-On.
by Offrey J June 11, 2006
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snap!

1. a comedic way of insulting someone in such a manner that they may still sleep with you.

2. syn. for "Damn, I know I just didn't"
BOY: "These other definitions are retarded. And you're a sketchy whore."

GIRL: "I know you just didn't"

BOY: "Oh, snap!"
by kenny October 23, 2002
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snap

im about to snap your ass
by joe May 9, 2003
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snap

snap is the only way to say everything in one word doesnt matter what it means its just perfect.
did you just ask jessy out and get knock back.
snap that was nasty
by heatale September 8, 2003
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