Albuquerque Snake Bite

The act of ejaculating in a woman's vagina and then realizing you can't afford a child. This causes you to frantically suck your semen out of her vagina, similar to sucking snake venom from a snake bite.

"Austin told me he came inside Alyssa, but thankfully he went into survival mode and gave her an Albuquerque Snake Bite."

by Erik the Red 9 March 27, 2017

weave snatching soda snake

A snake who likes soda and snatching weaves. Some Mod or another... I dunno.. what are we talking about again?

LuzKlarita can kick Weave Snatching Soda Snake's bum.

by LuzKlarita March 14, 2017

Faking the Snake

To add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing.

Person 1: After some light digging we find he has been arrested for kidnapping, false imprisonment, and theft of a snake.

Person 2: Dude, I know that's not true, you're just faking the snake!

by a_random_stranger November 1, 2017

Teasing the Snake

Teasing someone until they bite you. Usually sexual in context.

She was teasing the snake so much that it bit her in the face.

by X Bienoît X May 24, 2019

one-eyed-trouser-snake

A snake that likes to live in the trousers of men. They are very unusual creatures which like to be caressed, licked and played with, and they spit on you through their one eye when they are happy. The fluid ejaculated is a sticky white substance that can be quite salty. They vary in size and colour and can sometimes be quite hairy. Beware of these seemingly innocent creatures though as they may contain diseases which can cause anything from rashes to death.

Sam has a 12 inch one-eyed-trouser-snake in his pants!! It spat on me last night when I was over.

by Mattie-Louise April 8, 2009

Snake

1. A scamming backstabber. Someone who does something just to get something out of it.

2. A snitch.

1. Man that snake cheated me out of $220

2. Don't trust him, he's a snake.

by SueetMonn May 4, 2009

happy snake

noun: A cult icon which took in-class note-passing to a new level in the mid 80's through the mid 90's. Originating in Southern California, can be composed of any medium - paper, plastic, cardboard, leaves, etc. Most commonly used to rip on classmates, but had other unique disruptive uses that ranged from harmless (Naked Happy Snake) to moderately destructive to classroom infrastructure (Stuck-In-An-Overhead-Projector-Fan-Happy-Snake).

Happy snakes most commonly composed of a medium capable of being written on and contained the trademark happy snake with forked tongue. The message could be relevant to the medium it was composed of, or for passing insults and/or disrupting class.

"Is that a Tarie-Leaie-Stuck-In-A-Vise-With-A-Can-Tab-Stuck-To-It-While-Going-55MPH-Down-The-Highway-On-The-Back-Of-A-Maintenance-Truck Happy Snake?"

"Why yes, it is!"

by lb lb lb lb March 17, 2009