Smiley

When someone walks up to you pretending to be a friend and knees you in the groin as hard as they can.

"Can you believe Alison? She gave me the worst smiley today. I'm still walking funny."
"Don't be silly. That was just a little love tap."

by Mortechant July 6, 2015

Smiley Sosa

Smiley Sosa the Savage

Smiley Sosa fuck her on the sofa

by Smiley Sosa July 16, 2017

Smiley Smile

Smiley Smile: a kind, lovable, and the most amazing human ever

Smiley Smile is kind, lovable, most amazing human ever

by evanwolfyou January 11, 2021

Smiley

nickname from former Detroit Piston preseason team member Luis Radford for Jordan Thomas Cooper

Smiley had athletic scholarship offers for multiple sports before he graduated HS.

by Coop Dupe November 26, 2021

[awkward smiley]

the fucking champion

of insecurity

that is

awkward smiley

by Krkič August 21, 2019

smiley sandwich

a smiley used in e-mails, instant messages, etc. there's one pair of eyes but two mouths. used when very happy/sad/any other emotion. usually looks something like this:
(:)
you can make them sad too.
):(

person 1: that's hilarious. you're soooo funny!!
person 2: (:)
person 1: ???
person 2: that's a smiley sandwich! DUH.

by carlyx srsly December 24, 2008

Smiley

A socially awkward Oklahoma cat that loves to bang his neighbors cattle and masturbate at numerous Taco Bueno establishments.

Yo pal, did Smiley and his nerd herd sell you a brand new old car today?

by Koknballz December 30, 2020