Smash player

A Smash player is someone who plays a Smash Bros. game. The stereotypical Smash player is a smelly nerd that plays the game all day, only plays on legal stages, items never on, and is a pedophile. This isn't the case most of the time. Smash players are people of all ages that enjoy the game competitively or casually. The majority are competitive players. There are plenty of cringe/weird people in the community, but there is also plenty of really nice people as well. Many people make the generalization that Smash players are smelly nerds because they assume that since they spend lots of time on the game, they don't spend anytime on hygiene. This is true for some players, but not the majority of people. The stereotype that Smash players are pedophiles rose because in July, 2020, numerous sexual misconduct allegations were posted on Twitter about Smash players. These allegations were risen on over fifty members of the Super Smash Bros. community, including some of the game's most well-known professional players, commentators, tournament organizers, and content creators. The accusations included instances of sexual harassment, sexual assault, and sexual abuse of minors.

Average gamer: What's your favorite game?
Smash player: My favorite game is Smash Ultimate.
Average gamer: Ewww, so you're a pedophile.
Smash player: Fuck off.

Another situation:
Average gamer: What's your favorite game?
Smash player: My favorite game is Smash Ultimate.
Average gamer: Cool. I used to play that game, I sucked at it.
Smash player: Maybe we could play it together sometime and I can teach you.

by SipTR December 6, 2020

Alabama Hulk Smash

The art of inserting your left hand into your partner's (preferably a woman) anus, and your right into her vaginal cavity. You then lift her up into the air, and whilst you yell "HULK SMASH!", violently throwing her to the ground. This provides intence pleasure for both partners.

Guy 1:"Dude, I had the best time last night with Michelle."
Guy 2:"Cleveland steamroller?"
Guy 1:"Nah. Alabama Hulk Smash."

by Lin Min Yeng June 9, 2015

super smash bros

The best motherfucking game ever!Literally heaven in a game.

Hey do you play super smash bros???

Me: um do you mean do I play with the gods in heaven??? Then yea i do.

by Pika2005 November 6, 2017

Smash Hole

An unattractive or undesireable woman's vagina.

Yuck! I would not get near that smash hole.

by Shoshi Tzippy August 19, 2009

take a smash

To forcefully pass a large turd that causes some pain or discomfort on the way out.

I had to take a smash and it felt like I gave birth.

by Enigmanic May 9, 2009

Super Smash Brothers Melee

One of the most enjoyable games ever made.

The only time you'll ever be able to kick Bowsers ass with Kirby

by Cartmansp May 23, 2004

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

An amazing super awesome game for the Nintendo wii. It is a sequel to super smash bothers melee (gamecube), which was a sequel to super smash bros(n64). It has a lot of new characters from some great games. I hope gamers won't be turned away from it because it has been delayed 3 times.

"Man I can't wait for Super Smash Bros. Brawl to come out!!!"
"Really I lost my interest after it was delayed the second time."

by cody moore February 20, 2008