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tap sitting

The act of sitting on a beer tap, in so far as it goes inside your rectum. It can be performed with a standard pressurized beer tap but often times, without one available, a hand tap may be used.
My friends older sister had to be rushed to the hospital once because she went tap sitting on one of those big sam adams taps that her boyfriend stole from some bar.
by tapsitter November 4, 2008
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Sitting Bull

A sexual move that occurs when a woman in menstruating. While doing the woman from behind, the man sticks two fingers into her vagina and smears the blood across his own cheeks like indian war paint. Similar to "The Pocahontas."
Did you know that Sarah was on the rag? Hell yeah! I stuck my fingers right deep in her and wore that shit like Sitting Bull!
by Big Big Salaam October 4, 2011
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sitting on the fence

by 67 to the rescue June 5, 2003
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sitting ass

(V.) sitingass-

the act of doing absolutley nothing. sitting on ones behind (or ass) instead of doing somthing productive, such as going out at night, going to work, or simply moving ones pathetic body from their couch.
used in a phone call...

JOE: hey jimmy what are you doing?
JIMMY: nothin man, just sitting ass, you?
JOE: you know im sitting ass.
by Jmac Jimmy July 29, 2006
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sitting bull

Sexual position in which the giver sits on a bed or other surface with their legs open, and has their partner lying on their back with their legs over the giver's shoulders. It is quite an awkward position to get into, so the easiest way to get into it is by having the receiver lay down backwards from a kneeling position and then swing their legs up-and-over. Although a fairly comfortable position for both partners, it does lack in mobility for penetration.
by VeronikaDaze February 21, 2011
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Sitting Bloated

A state of mind when you are high and cant find a comfortable position to sit it. Usually after you drink a coke to fast.
Dude 1: "Guys! Im sitting bloated!"
Dude 2: "Shut Up!"
by hurleynator August 14, 2006
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sitting at mile high stadium

When a girl rides a large penis; causing her to rise to high altitudes
Guy 1: Hey you want to go to the bar later?

Guy 2: No. My girl want to be sitting at mile high stadium.
by BizNastyMcSpatchy August 9, 2009
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