Simping fuckface

This entire PARAGRAPH of straight glazing:

Jyot means divine light. She will conquer the world and blow your mind. She is pretty chill and likes to wear sweatpants but has great hair and nails. She is an amazing cook, empowered, bold and beautiful. Jyoti is changing the world and people wonder where did this chick come from? She gets noticed!
why jyot is so hot? where did this chick come from?
by xyzzy November 24, 2021

Shame on you, xyzzy, SHAME.
Simps don't get no pussy, or you're a lesbian, then that's okay, just don't be a fucking simp, you attention craving cuck.

Look at Lester, he's being a simping fuckface again.

by Churros_XD July 5, 2024

Simpingsanji

A freaky sense of humor with non-PG jokes here and there, but always respectful, self-aware, and able to dial it back when needed. Listens, adapts, and happens to be very handsome.

SimpingSanji? What the hell, man why are you saying that?”
“’Cause why not, vro.”

by SimpingSanji January 30, 2026

sistering

a term that describes the act of engaging in sisters' stuff, behaviors, and interactions that reflect the core of sisterhood.

after a long day, noor and her sweet lil sis, spent the evening sistering, braiding each others hair, sharing funny secrets, and giving advice like only sisters could...

by nonoor March 1, 2025

sistering

a term that describes the act of engaging in sisters' stuff, behaviors, and interactions that reflect the core of sisterhood.

after a long day, noor and her sweet lil sister anfel spent the evening sistering, braiding each other's hair, sharing funny secrets...

by nonoor March 1, 2025

Sammering

The art of jerking off your brother, but stopping right before completion, also know as gay incest edging

Mr. Bell went home that day and began passionately sammering his brother.

by ukwho August 3, 2025

exclusively simping

Not talking but off limits to everyone and seeing where things go.

Will is exclusively simping for Soley.

by whorewecum June 18, 2020

Friend-Simping

When you act like a simp to a friend to be sure that friend will be loyal to you and trust you. The more you friend-simp, the more that friend will trust you. It's used more when you are not used to have many friends or actually don't have any, or when you want to make that friendship to last more, in the first case you won't be able to stop friend-simp because you mostly will feel scared to lose your friendship, not even for a minute.

Friend-Simp (friend-simping): "Hey, (thinking about how he did well on the basketball game yesterday) hows going with your girl? Everything alright?"
Friend: "We had a fight yesterday because of her choice to change school next year, (the friend-simp gets annoyed but still listens to him) she told me some bad things and i feel bad rn"
Friend-simp: "Do you wanna get sum mc myb? To make you change ideas, i offer"
Friend: "Wow, thnx man, i'd appreciate a lot. lets go then"

by Sprendly1516 October 14, 2020