salty peanut

An uncontrolable anus itch that has to be scratched by any means possible.

When seeing the large baconstrip in my underwear, I thought I had shit myself, but then remembered the four fingered effort of trying to dislodge a major salty peanut from my ass earlier in the day.

by Sean Cookson September 6, 2006

Silky Mom

A "silky" mom is defined as a "modern mother" who is into using advances in science, medicine, and technology to aid her in her parenting.

Modern mother who prefers medicated hospital birth, bottle feeding/part time breastfeeding, disposable diapers, crib sleeping, etc. One who follows the advice of established medical authority; often tend to be working moms who rely on modern products for convenience and time management.

She uses Pampers, Formula, and Vaccinates her child, she's a silky mom.

by Slappeter5 July 17, 2021

silly filly

A dance done by stupid girls which involves one finger poking the left side of face and another finger poking right side of face while simultaneously screaming "Silly! Filly!" in a high-pitched shrill voice. Usually done by people with the need to advertise their stupidity.

girl one: "OMG!" A bird!
girl two: "This calls for the Silly Filly!"

by alienhead99 June 28, 2009

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel

Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006

chocolate salty balls

a specialty cooked by the pimp character chef on the show south park. also refers to his balls.

Stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em.- Chef, referring to his chocolate salty balls

by RMG October 27, 2004

silly muffin

Someone who is a silly muffin is someone who is a silly muffin. It is not an insult, so much as a observation about someone.

A silly muffin would most definitely do something silly or unnecessary just because they can. Not something mean though, a silly muffin is not a mean person.

"I go around town wishing people a nice day"

"you're a silly muffin"

by Amasakai November 8, 2013

Salty Warning

What precum should be called. When giving a blowjob, and not wishing to swallow the jizz, take the slight increase in pre- ejaculate to be a salty warning. Not only does it stop you from coming across like a terrified amatuer, it also means the guy is less likely to hold your head and foil your escape.

"Did you spit after sucking off Craig? Cos jizz tastes like the sea, it's awful"

"Didn't need to. I just paid attention to the salty warning and let him spunk on my face"

by MagickDio March 7, 2010