long dong silva

The man with the longest dick in the world.

Jack:"Whoa, did you here of long dong silva? He has like a 1m long dick.!
Michael:"Man that's long. But i still don't understand how he masturbates. Wouldn't he die of the bloodpressure in his dick?"
Jack:"That's a good question. I think he didn't even try to. He knows what would happen."

by Holly Grale August 18, 2016

SilvaxX

1. A cool person.

2. A person who other looks up to, and admire greatly.

3. A smartass

1. Wow, you're just so SilvaxX

2. SilvaxX is just the greatest!

3. You're such a SilvaxX!

by Kenneth Jensen February 5, 2004

silva

Never mind that - head lock alert.

We was at the castle and he broke a old dummy.

by Dummy March 22, 2004

Bryan Silva

A rare hot young muscular tone male from USA who is known for his ripped/lean washboard six pack abs and pretty boy looks. He can also be found under his stage name, "Max Payne" on adult sites.

Google Bryan Silva for more info!

by diehardfanofbryansilva August 8, 2012

Dirty Silva

Is when you separate the fanny lips and taking a massive shit inside and having hardcore sex with it after.

I told my friend that I was a lesbian, she asked me "Have you ever tried a Dirty Silva?"

by Stonerxx19 April 14, 2020

Silva

A contagious disease that is normally used in a joke like ligma or sucma. It is a very ugly joke

i have silva

by minimessi1010 October 31, 2018

Slavara

The girl doesnt dance, she humps.
She doesn't walk she struts
makes out with everything in sight and occasionaly bites
LaurenP.Avara

Hoel and Slavara were strutting down the street, when slavara pulled an avara and started making out with everyone in sight

by Scjlgg December 15, 2008