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sift

to sort through bodily secretions to find something that was lost in the body ie swallowed
i had to sift three loads before finding my keys
by Persephone May 6, 2005
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Softbottom

An extremely hot girl, who's got a nice ass.
Damn man! Did you just see that pack of softbottoms walk by?

Damn that girl is a softbottom FO SHO, I could use that ass like a pillow.
by John Duke April 11, 2008
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Softbank Hawks

A Japanese baseball team capable of beating (dominating?) a Major League team on any given day. Certainly capable of dominating every team in the Japanese League, especially Hanshin.
Example: Softbank Hawks are the best team in Japan, possibly the world.

Hanshin fan: Hey, the Hawks suck.
Hawks fan: Well, explain to me how we came back from 3-2 down to beat your team to the Championship in 2003.
Hanshin fan: ......
Hawks fan: Yeah. QED, motherfucker.
by KRHimself June 10, 2006
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sifty

Originating in Wanganui Collegiate School, the alternate slang meaning of sifty is: easy, doesn't take much effort to do, or relaxed
That test was pretty sifty..

I've had a pretty sifty day today
by Alyse-L December 28, 2007
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Sifty Senior

A mentor to Sifty Junior. This species will sift on such internet sites as MySpace, Friendster, Match.com and various other internet sites under various aliases collating an extensive collection of potential female conquests. This species also prowls around bars for drunk and unsuspecting victims to vigourously grind down on the dancefloor.
"Yo Sifty Senior is at it again, he's got his head down, intense look on his face grinding the hell of that slut on the dancefloor. Hope he doesn't leave his phone and jacket at the bar tonight!"
by Siftster September 6, 2006
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sift

To ejaculate into a type of strainer, or "sifter", and then proceed to spread your man butter across someone's face.
Being the lonely teenager he was, Andrew frequently sifted on his own face at night.
by Wave of Sift December 12, 2008
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SoftBoy

When a man takes good care of his willy and moisturises everyday their hardboy turns into a softboy, A well loved boy.
Girl - Can I touch your hardboy lol???
Me - No, but you can touch my softboy!!!
by fdssdfdsfdsfsd January 8, 2019
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