shmuck fuck

1. noun. when a person or persons are incredibly hung over from a hard night of drinking and attempt to be socially proficient or have lost all drive to assimilate to the masses.

Lara (shopping downtown chi-town) - "Dude, I look like I just crawled out of a dumpster. I look like such a Shmuck fuck right now. GOD I LOVE ANDREJS K!!!!"

by Lara in love with Andrejs February 16, 2008

Shmitty

A shmitty is an old perverted man that has not showered in days, smells rancid, and touches himself in public

Little Girl 1: Look at that Shmitty Mommy!

Little Girl 2: Yea, he's a shmitty, i see him touching his private parts!

Mother: Let's go he's creeping me out....

by heheheheheheh4545 December 4, 2016

Shmiterick Johnson

ahh yes, the definition for such an individual as this kid, whose name began in our high school foods class which was taught by a VERY HOT young women whose name i can't reveal because she is the shit and she's hot, any way, a definition is impossible to put into words,but i'll try...
crazy, wonbledorfing, trout snorting, river jumping, snootersluging, prestinort, nut who is in the band RAMBLECHANT, road waves

schmiterick johnson izzle

by sampson420ex October 6, 2004

Shmat

To smoke weed

You wanna go shmat this new weed I got?

by Ben Burton February 28, 2009

shmate

another way of saying 'mate'

usually used by chav type people...or occasionally used to mock chavs when used ironicly.

oh, shmate, dat is a bangin tune man innit

by cheesebirthday August 3, 2009

shmuck

Actually, contrary to the dirty minded people, a 'shmuck' is the collective noun for jellyfish...or so my English teacher told me.

"LOOK! It's a shmuck of jellyfish! Look at them bob."

by Shpig May 3, 2006

shmu shmu

an expression use to express indifference

"what do you want for dinner?" "shmu shmu"

"how was your day?" "shmu shmu"

"are you too cold?" "shmu shmu"

by fatphucker November 1, 2007