Definitions by Shpig

Shpig 

Sheep crossed with a pig, named after a girl, who in her school photo, looked precisely like one.

Oh my, you look like a Shpig.

Shpig by Shpig July 10, 2006

shmuck 

Actually, contrary to the dirty minded people, a 'shmuck' is the collective noun for jellyfish...or so my English teacher told me.

"LOOK! It's a shmuck of jellyfish! Look at them bob."

shmuck by Shpig May 3, 2006