shitvitation

A Shitvitation is when you are invited to a friend's place and you take a massive shit in their bathroom and then proceed to leave immediately after.

Dude came over and used my bathroom like I gave him a Shitvitation.

by Lollipop Bling January 11, 2016

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Shitvite

A shitvite is short for "shitty invite", an invite to do something you don't want to do. It can be an invite under false pretense or a trick to have you do something you normally wouldn't do.

I got a shitvite from Tom this weekend.. He invited me over to help him move out of his apartment .

by MrSilkySensations May 31, 2016

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Shitcicle

When someone has shit their pants and it has froze.

The homeless man was sleeping outside in the subfreezing temperatures. When he woke up, we noticed he was walking funny. We soon realized that he had shit his pants and it had froze, he now has a shitcicle.

by Squirmybean December 3, 2016

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shiteical

Dog faeces, placed in a small plastic bag by the dogs owner or guardian then hung from the branch of a tree or bush, resembling a decoration on a Christmas tree. Derivation of icicle.

I'm fed up with people walking their dogs down the Cut Lane and leaving shiteicals for the poo fairies to collect.

by dawnraider55 December 8, 2016

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