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Shitballs

When a guy wipes from back to front after taking a crap and gets shit on his balls.
OH CRAP!!! I wiped the wrong way. Now I have Shitballs.
by Ferret79 June 28, 2007
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Shitbag

Trailer trash that sits around all day experimenting with drugs.
Wow, Shitbag is doing drugs, what a surprise.
by DM, CF December 28, 2005
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shitbarf

when u actually could take a poop, but you have had a few drinks and it comes out as barf
my friend weiner was leaving the bar. he had earlier had some crab cakes. they were bad. as he was leaving he barfed. could have been a poop, but because of the drinks he shitbarfed.
by adsjfkdlsjfk January 5, 2008
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Shitballing

The art of inadvertently sending innapropriate, profane emails to a customer of your employer, resulting in much embarassment and futile attempts at recalling said email.
"Uh oh...I've done it again. RECALL!! RECALL!!"

"Have you been shitballing again?"

"You better believe it."
by bozwellox October 7, 2009
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Shitbass

Shitbass is a dance music genre from Evansville, IN. Similar to breakcore, speedcore, speedbass, and suomisaundi, shitbass songs rely on comedic sampling of popular material and punishing bassdrum rhythms.

Happy Fascist Italians like to claim that they invented Shitbass but the music existed before HFA started making it. Some of the people who went on to make Shitbass were known from 2005-2008 or so to make a genre we all called "Bogus Breaks", which had the same "Dance music + pop culture humor" mentality that Shitbass has. HFA came along and made the genre a harder edge, and in doing so changed the name of it.

Thus... Bogus Breaks was more or less proto-shitbass. Some classic bogus albums can still be found in Evansville's underground culture. (Various Artists - Great Music Race of 2006 and Fenrir - Who Knows How to Mecca Sandwich? are prime examples.)

Happy Fascist Italians + the other shitbass musicians are known as the Network 24 collective. There's a few of the old Bogus Breaks musicians who haven't switched over to the new style or have dropped off the face of the earth complete.
This shitbass is about as annoying as dubstep.
by bogusbroken March 15, 2011
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shitbag

one who cannot repay debts, bills, favors, etc.
"That shitbag over there still owes my ass 100 bucks."

"I helped that shitbag out, and now I cant even get a hello?"
by a bill collector September 30, 2003
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Holy Fucking Shitballs

N. An expression of surprise describing the process of getting piss drunk, then fucking a transvestite hooker, and waking up with shitballs in your ass. In conjunction with your hangover, you may find yourself either good surprised, or bad surprised, followed by the realization that holy shit your wife is going to be home in ten minutes/this bastard just fucked your wife/you're fucking gay.

Etymology - Derived from holy fuckballs, changed the word "fuck" from its verb/adjective case to a pure adjective to modify the word "shit", which, when added onto the term "balls" describes a penis that has recently gone through anal sex without a condom. Hence, "shitballs". Other variations include "shitdick" and "shitcock" and "shitwang" and finally, "shitpenis".
Holy Fucking Shitballs!

Who the fuck are you?
I'm gerry, remember me? We just had hot, sweaty, nasty anal sex.
Holy Fucking Shitballs
Hell yeah man, priest fucked me real good round about when I was ten.
by fuck you, the mighty fucker! October 17, 2010
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