Shelly

Shelly, a super annoying girl that makes drama out of nothing. Shelly stalks social media’s of girls she doesn’t know, but for some reason has a problem with. Shelly gets mad at the GIRL when her ex boyfriend hooks up with someone else. Shelly gets back together with him and stalks the girl who fucked her man. Shelly destroys women’s items and clothing found in her mans house after not being together for 8 months because Shelly has the mental capacity of a 13 year old girl who doesn’t know how to be in a relationship. Shelly has no social skills, and is in fact ugly inside and out. Let’s be honest, we all know a Shelly.

Girl 1: (name) keeps lurking my stories on Instagram and is talking shit about me but hasn’t said anything to me.

Girl 2: she is doing the same thing to me

Girl 1: omg like fuck off shelly
Girl 2: no one likes you shelly
Girl 1: why you jelly shelly

Girl 2: take a hike shelly
Girl 1: eat a dick shelly
etc. etc.

by nofuxgiven January 11, 2019

Mary Shelley

Author of the widely renouned "Frankenstein", and many other pointless works of literature. Her name can be used to replace coarse insults, or curses.

"Jakes a mother fucker."

replace "mother fucker" with "Mary Shelley"

"Jakes a Mary Shelley."

For extreme situations, place "fucking" in between "Mary" and "Shelley" to recieve a redundant yet firm insult.

"Fuck you, you Mary Fucking Shelley!!"

by Matthew LeBlanc January 30, 2008

Drug Cartels and taco shells

What Donald Trump thinks Mexico with full of.

Trump: 'we need to build an wall; in which, Mexico will pay for it, to stop Drug Cartels and taco shells.

by EmJayee January 6, 2021

Shelley

Someone being a controlling bitch who acts black but is ultra pale.

Person 1: Don't you go to a white school?

Shelley: Oh no you didn't shawty! I fuckin run dis.

Person 2: You're being such a Shelley right now.

by Fucc da h8rs February 13, 2009

Shelly

1. A person who gets turned on from seeing a turtle, or multiple turtles, in a fridge.

2. Someone who finds people dressed up as turtles (especially a teenage-mutant-ninja turtle) sexually attractive/a turn-on.

Person 1: This turn you on mate??
Person 2: Who wouldn't that turn on?
Person 1: You shelly

by Bekka662 December 20, 2017

Shelly

Shelly’s normally have terrible smelling farts, make bizarre noises at random times, and often act and make decisions like a primitive computer or potato would.

Dude, you smell that? Someone just did a huge shelly.

by Snafu22 September 10, 2018

shelley

shelley is an old lesbian p.e. teacher that hooks up with other female p.e. teachers. she will belittle your friends volleyball skills and make you feel bad about urself. but.... she can be nice when she wants to.

kid#1: dude who do you have for p.e.?
kid#2: i have shelley and ive heard that she doesn’t like good volleyball players.

kid#1: ahahaha man that sucks for you!!

by thotslayer6ix9ine August 25, 2019