seal slap

while having a threesome (2 hos and 1 man), you jiz in your hands, then with a ho on each side, you take your hands and slap their titties in a seal like motion screaming seal sounds.

yo, last night i seal slapped dem hos.

by Jerome M Jay February 1, 2008

Navy SEAL

When a guy sneaks into his girlfriend's house at night, past her parents, and eats her out while she is still asleep. In order to make the mission successful, there must be no evidence that he was ever there. Get in and get out.

"Dude, I pulled off the Navy SEAL last night."

by Big Will Style May 6, 2008

Dirty seal

1. The act of straightening your hair so poorly, its almost as though you did it with your feet.

2.It's also when the texture and cleanliness of the hair in question resembles that of a dirty seal's feases-encrusted fur.

sick cunt 1- Christ did you see Mary's hair this morning?

sick cunt 2- Chaa, yeah, she's totally got the dirty seal thing going on.

by Cady XIII May 13, 2009

Seta Surf

Girlfriendly garagesurfpunkrock band from the Netherlands (*2000 - +2002)

"Broek uit!"

by Rock on! January 21, 2004

Land seal

It’s just a fucking dog

Me; Oh wow is that a land seal
Land seal: Yes am also doggo

by That one 🅱️🅾️I July 31, 2018

Vacuum seal

A vacuum seal is when a women is getting fucked in her anus, vagina, and giving oral sex at the same time. This is only possible with either 3 guys & 1 girl, or 4 lesbians with strap -ons.

Dude, Me, Joe, and Billy Bob vacuum sealed this one girl last night!

by Brian Begais June 19, 2008

Sejal

Cute fun girl, normally smart but also makes dumb choices at times. Has a lot of friends and a tight friend group. Gets mad easily but easy to make fun of. Sejals aren’t tall and normally ask for help when reaching stuff. Loves bananas. Sejals are often called adorable.

Wow is that a Sejal, of course it is cause she’s small!

by SportySorty July 20, 2019