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Semantics

A type of lice that affects your pubic area. They burrow into your urethra and make their way to the testicles (hence the term "semantics", a portmanteau of "semen" and "ticks"). They find their way in by tracking the scent of semen, therefore they exclusively affect biological males with working reproductive organs. They can make their way in other sexual genitals if they detect the scent but the unfamiliar environment that is not condusive to their survival will likely kill them. They can spread through shared seating areas and undergarments.
"Bro. Chelsea asked me to sit on her face last night and now I have semantics."
by BJSD808 March 20, 2022
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Semantika

the most beautiful girl on earth with the prettiest smile you’ll ever see. Has an unruly obsession with Harry Potter
“Semantika pls marry me
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A lunatic about semantics. A person who cannot see the point of a statement, because the terminology is outside their usual idiom.
The team missed a date on the schedule, because a semanatic didn’t realize that the release milestone was really a hard deadline.
by Archemoros December 9, 2022
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