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Flute players are the whores of the marching band. Their existance on the field is pointless, seeing as they always miss their dots and suck at their instruments. You can't hear them at all, anyway.
If you play flute, you are probably a whore. Flutes throw their skinny, ugly whore bodies at the drumline boys, in hopes that they can date a "HOTT" snare drummer. If you are a girl in drumline, a flute is likely to befriend you in a sad attempt to get closer to drumline boys.

Flutes will try to switch to oboe or bassoon or even percussion to be able to spend time with drumline boys. But the percussion director won't let them because (s)he hates all band kids. Period.
Drumline girl: Oh my gosh, ew. Look at that flute section. They're so ugly. If they spent as much time practicing their flute as they did stalking the drumline, they'd be amazing.
Oboe/bassoon girl: People in the flute section are ugly and stupid. They could never handle the pressure of playing a double reed instrument.
Drumline boy: I wish these flute section whores would leave us alone. They're ugly as hell.

Flute section: Wow, I bet all these people in drumline love us!
by bassoonsarebeast November 22, 2010
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Jailhouse C-section

the stitches given to an inmates but hole after being screwed by another inmate.
Jim was in so much pain when he came out of jail. He had to get a Jailhouse C-section
by Ironman_1 November 3, 2012
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Blue Section, Row 15

Codeword for forced facesitting used by travel agents, hotel concierges and corporate managers.
Manager: I need to see you in the conference room now. The agenda today is Blue Section, Row 15. An HR representative will NOT be there.

Concierge: The Producer's Circle seating for Cirque du Soleil is all sold out, but I've arrange to get you limited access to Blue Section, Row 15. I suggest you wear goggles and a respirator.

Travel agent: Oh, that flight is all booked up. I can put you on standby in the blue section, row 15. It's pretty cramped there, and there's a slight odor, but you will be served complimentary meatflaps.
by lallisabrumaniamamanamanamam November 10, 2010
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Jailhouse C-section

While in jail, a maximus black D is inserted into the anus of the jail mate and tears the bottom of the anus to the testicular region and will require stitching.
Joe:"Yo Bubba raped my ass so bad that it tore and I had to get stitches."

Jeff:"Damn sounds like he gave you a Jailhouse C-section."
by TheLegendofAustin November 3, 2012
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Student Section

Section of students that yell and cheer for their team. Students will even taunt the opposing team. A student section is supposed to be loud and obnoxious.
That student section was awesome last night. They got in the other teams head.
by Nschutte24 November 16, 2017
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Section 8 Due Date

Paying your cell phone/internet/cable when the service is threatened to be cut off, rather than the date due on the bill. This usually results in having to pay the bill in person with a money order because they don't have a checking account.
Klamydiah had to go down to Verizon to pay her phone bill. She stopped at Ray Ray's liquor and check cashing to get a money order cuz they gonna cut it off. I don't know why she wait till the section 8 due date.
by MindGrapes November 13, 2014
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Section 8 Squad

Section 8 squad is a squad on the Delta Force Games
DF Black Hawk
And Joint Opperations.
WoW man, Section 8 Squad Has The Best Site At WWW.Section8Squad.Net!
by ®eloader December 4, 2004
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