Scrambled eggs

Burning poop in a paper bag on someones doorstep.

Let's give Mr. Jefferson some scrambled eggs.

by Dirty Harry April 2, 2003

scrumble

1. a person that you are crushing on that pisses you off or does somthing to make you angry.
2. a person you are crushing on but regret crushing on.
3. a person that pisses you off.

Why does he have to be so scrumbley?! He knows i like him and he still makes out with meghan right there infront of me! There not even dating! WTF?

by Daisi May 16, 2006

scrumpledumple

A pile of all the things you've scrumpled.

Mum: "clean up that scrumpledumple!"

by Megskies May 25, 2016

scrompled

totally messed up; not functioning as originally intended

i went to try and fix her computer problem, but her pc is scrompled.

by PAZUZUDEMON December 25, 2008

Scrumbled

The act of eat tofu out of someone's asshole. Top priority in a vegan relationship!

I scrumbled her good last night to fight the urge of eating bacon!

by JuleusPeperwood September 14, 2017

scrumples

“one who searches for linty beans” meaning that they’re so musty that theywould be the kind of person to look for beans with lint.

“Hey, did you see how musty Sarah is?”
Oh, she’s a total scrumples. I’d stay away from her

by br1tney spears March 22, 2021

Scrupledonia

Scrupledonia, a land where freedom is free. A place in your mind and in reality. Where the only currency primium

This life sucks and my worries overwhelm, so I'm headed to Scrupledonia for awhile.

by Pr1ncessBrat June 21, 2021