The Schlegel

Letting someone stick their thumb up another's anus.

she had the anus of a 7 yr old. I gave her the schlegel 78 times and she moaned for it.

by Wilt December 29, 2007

schlepp

The one guy in hawaii that is not 64+. He will tell you he lives in costa mesa, and not much after that. you WILL stalk him and run downstairs to see if he is still thereplaying volleyball, but he will ot be there :( he stays in room 605 6th floor and stares as you pass him in the elevator.

ME: man that guy was a schlepp
YOU: yeah

by mygodhe'shot June 8, 2011

schlep

A person who is completely of low class standards.

Those teachers are such schleps.

Those schleps tried to make me smoke pot.

by Forge and Shoosh February 23, 2005

Schlep

Tired, lacking sleep, sleep

I'm so schlep rn.

I really need some schlep.

by Schlepman November 17, 2017

Schlem

Popular Scottish term for something brilliant, most commonly used to describe an action. It describes an absolute outstanding achievement of a particular action which is hard to replicate, such as a perfect free kick in football. It is also commonly combined with other Scottish terms such as Wan to add emphasis on the brilliance of that particular action or event.

"that shot was a shclem."

"that guitar solo was a wan-schlem" - not only was the guitar solo a schlem it was also worthy of wanning to.

"I wan-schlemed all over your mother's face" - I ejaculated outstandingly all over you're mother's face.

by elescocia August 10, 2010

Schleeping

to give a good succ

Plankton is just schleeping on the schlong

by planktonboss June 22, 2016

schlep

to lug a giant box of yarmulkah up a tall steep flight of stairs by your shlong

Jewish guy: "I had to schlep"
"Hail OBAMA"

by Johnny cravittits February 23, 2009