Schmoe

A sex act where a man licks the center of their sexual partner's vagina while trying to shape it into the size from a s'more to a hat and then yell out the word "Buzz Lightyear" while also masturbating on her mouth as well to make it look like a sex toy, hence the word "Toy Story".

Amy wouldn't stop talking about s'mores, so Marty had to go ahead and schmoe her to make her stop!

by Whodoievencare December 14, 2022

Middle Schoolers Depression

a period in time in which a Middle or High school student will feel pessimistic or in a deep sadness (also MSD)

Dude, do you have Middle Schoolers Depression?

by THEGMANERER May 16, 2018

schmoe

Nickname for people who frequent the joblo.com forums.

Schmoe #1: Are you a schmoe?

Schmoe #2: Does a bear shit in the woods?

by Kite March 13, 2004

schmooey

a top tier clone hero player

that guy plays like schmooey!

by TylerGH April 23, 2021

Schooley

To be a complete loser.

Tim is such a schooley.

by Brandan September 23, 2003

Schmoe-donkey

An aggressively stupid person. A true schmoe-donkey combines the hapless, clueless, luckless qualities of a regular schmoe with the stubborn, clumsy qualities of a class-A jackass.

"Who was that random guy at the party?"
"You mean the one drinking all our beer?"
"Yeah, and hitting on all the women, even though they told him to piss off... for like three hours straight."
"Oh, that guy? Yeah, just some schmoe-donkey."

by Feb September 2, 2008

Schmoke

To go for a brief smoke of marijuana, commonly used when smoking out of a one-hitter/dugout or other small piece.

Matt: Yo bro, let's go for a schmoke.
Ricardo: I got 5's

by Slaiest. March 26, 2017