schlebs

A girl version of a girl on girl sleepover.

Those girls had a schlebs the other night.

Thats so hot.

by joe.is.lame64 June 24, 2010

Schlabaugh

Schlabaugh.
Referring to a cool ass motherfucker with a large penis. Don't fuck with this guy because his lesbian army will fucking throwdown.

Dude. That guys is a total Schlabaugh. I wish I could be like him.

by Dylanschlabaugh. October 17, 2008

Schlabs

v. Getting one's dick wet

n. The act of penetration, usually oral

Derived from the sound made by a hard cock on a wet set of lips

Bro 1: Did you bag that skeezer last night?

Bro 2: Nah dude, she's a teaser. I didn't even get schlabs!

by schlabmaster69 May 31, 2010

schlem

the grimy, smelly, and crusty shit secreted from your penis

A.K.A.
cheese dick
smegma
cock cheese
etc.

"dude whats that smell!"
" oh thats my fucking schlem"

by vincent lombardi April 8, 2008

Schlebernickle

Schlebernickle is the 'Suspiciously Calm' feeling one might have the eve of a practical FDI examination, particularly Ballet ! Other exams can include Modern and Tap, Disco and Capoeira are not included !

Person 1: You Nervouse for FDI tomoz beb?
Person 2: Nah, I'm quite Schlebernickle TBH !
Person 1: You're So on it Babe x

by J_Barnes July 17, 2010

Schlebin

The inner lining of men's swim trunks. Also described as, "the white mesh lining that constantly rubs up against your nutsack and can potentially cause immense amounts of level-10 chaffage. The pointless ballsack support that will only cause you more pain and suffering than profit. Often removed due to the fact that it is utterly pointless.

Dude, my schlebin is digging into my nutsack, I gotta rip this shit out.

This schlebin has got to go. I need to perform a schlebinectomy, stat.
The schlebin in my swim trunks has dug so deep into my crotch, its ripping my pubes out.

by SomeSaturdayGuy May 22, 2017

Schlema

Any replacement for a noun that you can't think of.

Get that schlema. Oh, you remember, that schlema.

by Yadius September 24, 2003