jack sparrow

The worst pirate we have ever seen.

But we have heard of him!

by Mister Ignorant May 17, 2004

sparrowballing

Using a catheter to inject water into a man's urethra and then giving him a blowjob while blowing hard thus forcing the water back up and into his bladder therein by either making a sound, or causing the man to howl from the pain.

The sparrowballing that Jim had was merciless.

by justcool393 January 21, 2015

Sparrowed

To be blamed for something with a lot of evidence against you but your innocent or it's a misunderstanding.

You where sparrowed? Yikes that's horrible! who did it then?

by FrostyKnight123 June 6, 2020

sing the sorrow

AFI's album that came out around 2003, it was their third album that was actually good. Showed a lot of depth and progress they have made, transforming from an awful punk band to a more musically sound and artistic band. Their move towards a more darker aspect has generally created a wider fanbase and a much more detailed persona.

Sing the Sorrow is a decent album.

by Chris April 20, 2005

Jack Sparrowed

When a Carleton College female forces her sloppy, unkept blue waffle snatch upon a St. Olaf male, engulfing him alive. This is in reference to Captain Jack Sparrow in the movie Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, where the Kraken (the Carleton cunt) fully consumes him (the St. Olaf male).

St. Olaf Male 1: Dude, did you hear about Steve?
St. Olaf Male 2: Yeah, I heard he went down to Carleton the other day.
St. Olaf Male 1: He got Jack Sparrowed dude! We haven't seen or heard from him since.
St. Olaf Male 2: My God...

by Wes Lynch August 24, 2011

Sparrowinator

Arch nemesis of Lexinizer. Always loses fights or battles.
Is jealous of Lexinizer's good looks.

Destined to become a balloon man at birthday parties and elementary school events.

Call Sparrowinator at 1-800-BAL-LOON

by super1 January 19, 2011

Sparrowing

The act of holding your breath after taking a toke on a spliff then as it becomes more difficult to keep the breath in, breathing in. Aiming to take at least 3 breaths before it becomes unbearable and you have to let it out.

Helps if you are standing to allow your lungs full capacity but be sure you have a friend who can catch you when you forget your legs are there!

Dude: Hey man, you know when you hold your breath after a toke, try to breath in when it gets hard to hold it!
Man: *tries* Woooah! Dude, I'm sparrowing!

by Bladeface December 22, 2013