sarrow 

A type of person who’s fucking your mom, your girlfriend and your sister at the same time

Why did you pull a sarrow on me bro

sarrow by blackJitler April 16, 2021

sorrow 

When you feel so helpless and stupid and you think nothing is ever gonna be good again, and even macaroni and cheese taste like sawdust, and you can't even bother to masturbate because it feels too energy-consuming.

Sorrow is a part of me and my everyday life. I just want macaroni and cheese to taste good again.

sorrow by Well I'm... you know... Urban March 6, 2017

Jack Sparrow Drunk 

Drinking alcohol nonstop, never sobering up, and still accomplishing things most people can’t manage to do sober.

I can’t believe he robbed a bank, stole a corvette, and evaded the police after a high speed chase, all while swigging from a few fifths of everclear. That man sure was Jack Sparrow drunk.

Jack Sparrow Drunk by Pannoman2000 September 7, 2006

Jack Sparrow 

Brilliant pirate, captain of the black pearl and a good man!

Sexiest man on the planet

Other keywords:funny, hot, smart, drunk, cool, cunning, flamboyant, insane

And lets not forget his eyeliner!

*slap* Not sure I deserved that
*slap* I may have deserved that
*slap* That one I deserved

But why is the rum gone?

Me, I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest, honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for

Now bring me that horizon

Jack Sparrow by Jack's pirate girl February 1, 2004

Sparrowing 

When you think a clean glass door or window is open and you fly into it like a sparrow would a glass window. Leaving you slightly dozy until you shake off the embarrassment.

"The new sliding door is super clean so don't go sparrowing through it!"

Sparrowing by Vaughanonymous` April 1, 2013

beard of sorrow

The facial hair typically grown by men out of sadness and apathy toward personal hygiene after a relationship has come to an end.

I've been a little worried about Steve since he got dumped by Claire, you see the beard of sorrow he's rocking?

beard of sorrow by CityZen4 January 27, 2010

Jack Sparrow 

the only pirate i've ever wanted to shag.

Jack sparrow? he could shiver my timbers any old time.

Jack Sparrow by DoMe.Com March 1, 2009