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When a Carleton College female forces her sloppy, unkept blue waffle snatch upon a St. Olaf male, engulfing him alive. This is in reference to Captain Jack Sparrow in the movie Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, where the Kraken (the Carleton cunt) fully consumes him (the St. Olaf male).
St. Olaf Male 1: Dude, did you hear about Steve?
St. Olaf Male 2: Yeah, I heard he went down to Carleton the other day.
St. Olaf Male 1: He got Jack Sparrowed dude! We haven't seen or heard from him since.
St. Olaf Male 2: My God...
by Wes Lynch August 22, 2011
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