Uncle Roach

An Uncle Roach is the one of the coolest people you know. Uncle Roach is a rad dude. Contrary to popular belief you don't need to be related to him, typically he is just your dads best friend. Uncle Roach spends his time doing crazy stuff and pulling females.

"Hey uncle roach what you been up to"
"Nothing much young bitch, just beat my boss in a drag race"
"Uncle Roach you're so rad"

by Young Excalibur. June 15, 2019

nigger roach

A black male or female, who is dirt poor
and thinks they have money.

Tyrone got pissed because he spent 7 dollars at MacDonalds...what a nigger roach

by Ezra N August 6, 2008

nigga roach

A niggaroach is a term used to define crusty people

That "nigga roach" took a poop In the mall bathroom ._.

by Kaybangg December 28, 2013

Roach Motel

Anything that, upon entering it, Cannot be easily left. Can be literal or metaphorical

Scientology is a roach motel. Once you’re in, they’ll never let you out

by Thomastheterminator February 13, 2019

Roach Olympics

A smoking "game" where the last person in a group to hit the end of a blunt/joint (called a roach) wins. Because of the small size, passing and hitting roaches requires some degree of dexterity. Many people opt to not hit roaches - winning the roach olympics is a feat of endurance.

"If you superman that roach, you'll get a platinum medal in the Roach Olympics, man."

by pxlated February 25, 2010

roach poach

v. Steal the roach after smoking a joint (Usualy when the theaf didn't buy the weed). -roach poacher n.

I can't find the roach anywhere... Did you roach poach me?

No, don't invite Scott to smoke the weed with us! He's a roach poacher!

by Xeneth Sparda December 7, 2004

fuck roach

1. A Cockroach like Mexican man with a with a shitty moustache and roach like posture.

1. Coleman:Hey this driver looks like an insect, Sully: Ya he looks like a fuck roach.

by Colemanio23 April 8, 2008