retard monkey

When a male (or women with a strap on) shove his/her dick into there own ass and likes there boob and runs around town

Jim: I saw john run around retard monkey-ing he was doing it all wrong
Tim:oh how so?
Jim: He wasn't licking his nipple

retard monkey by Ass definition October 2, 2011

Bull Retard 

1. Possessing seemingly superhuman strength at the cost of intellegence.

Due to thier amazing fortitude and low center of gravity, most retards possess amazing strength and momentum, thus resembling a charging bull in both overwhelming power and underwhelming intellect.

1. Damn! Jerome Bettis broke through that line like a Bull Retard.

2. That kid in Special Ed is a fucking bull retard... he bumped me in the hallway and I went down like Peter McNeeley.

Bull Retard by Sheraton Gould April 20, 2005

retard strength 

A bear-like power possessed by large, often socially awkward people during times of excitement or anger. Their insurmountable strength is seemingly inconceivable during their normal, relaxed state, but can be accentuated by emotional distress, or often by intense inebriation by alcohol or other drugs. Though normaly quiet and intraverted, dont let their good natured persona fool you. One too many shots may cause godzilla like devastation, resulting in numerous bone fractures and utter panic caused by bear-like hugs and bone shattering high fives.

Dont let him drink. Last time, he got super friendly after too many shots, gave me a pat on the back, and broke 3 of my verterbrate. Then while apologizing, he lifted me up by my arm, and literally ripped it from my torso. Worst case of retard strength I've ever seen

retard strength by eel_G July 11, 2010

RepTard 

RepTards are idiot Republicans soundbyte samplers. They are verbally indistinguishable from one to other because of their word for word regurgitation of the party's daily "talking points". Should the daily "T.P.'s" not arrive on time, they would stare blankly into the camera in a wide eyed silent double blink, mouth agape, (worst case) with a small stream of drool slowly rolling down the corner of their puppet party mouths.
They are seemingly incapable of thinking for themselves, and therefore adopt a hive mentality.
They are also reptilian in the area of compassion.
They're precise in their consistency with regard to staying contrary to anything the Democratic party says, despite the sense it may make.

What a fucking RepTard.

Bob: "Did you here what that "RepTard said?"

Larry: "If by RepTard you mean Republican, then Yes I did".

RepTard by Saphin January 10, 2010

Restarded 

to have to restart a computer or a process because the computer or process is really
stupid.

Internet Explorer 7 sucks, it was behaving strangely so it had had to be restarded.

Restarded by werdology October 14, 2008

retard 

The second most abused word in the English language, next to gay.

Bob: I got a 72% on my math test.

John: RETARD! I got a 75%.

retard by Little Johnny's Big Brother March 9, 2010

Retard Rage 

When a downs syndrome person gets mad.

Scientifically proven to be three times as powerful as the rage emitted by a person of regular intellect.

Retard Rage has been known to be particularly deadly when combined with Retard Strength.

Newspaper headline:

SHOP OWNER MURDERED IN RETARD RAGE ATTACK

A 39 year old New England shop owner was killed yesterday when the downs syndrome man he was serving became enraged over the price of eggs. SWAT officers were called when the arresting officers realised standard steel handcuffs were not enough to restrain the retard rage.

Retard Rage by Don Strongo May 29, 2010